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[–] boogiebored@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago
[–] Dadifer@lemmy.world 55 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Eating out is different than eating out with. The difference is fishy.

[–] Omnipitaph@reddthat.com 52 points 6 days ago (4 children)

PSA: If its fishy, should probably see a doc just in case.

[–] Fishy@lemmy.world 45 points 6 days ago (3 children)

If it’s me? I feel a little targeted here.

[–] Omnipitaph@reddthat.com 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I've been trying to workshop a flirty reply for longer than I'd like to admit.

Looks like I also need to go to the doctor. The Love Doctor.

[–] Fishy@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

We are not always our quickest. My original response should have been something like:

Leave me out of it. Whatever you got it wasn’t from me.

But I thought of that too late.

If my original comment was better it would have been easier to reply to and carry on the joke.

[–] Master@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 days ago

that excuse sounds a little fishy...

[–] nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Probably a typo of fisty

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 days ago

... Maybe you just got attracted by the bait.

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 1 points 3 days ago

Like doc Ellis! She's an eating people out specialist.

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

A little sweet

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Omnipitaph@reddthat.com 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

That got a snort out of me, and a guffaw from the fiance.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Hahah, perfect, hahahah!

This guy, this guy here... yeah he gets it lol

Do tell tell your fiance not to 'get so uptight about it', if you're into masochism, hahahah!

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago
[–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 44 points 6 days ago (1 children)

What's the point of censoring her handle but not her (I assume) real first and last name?

[–] LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I mean….. there are a lot of Joanna Ellises. Ellis’? Ellis’s? English is hard. Joanna’s Ellis? Ok I’m done.

[–] dabster291@lemmy.zip 5 points 5 days ago

clearly the plural is ellodes

[–] Eat_Your_Paisley@lemmy.world 26 points 6 days ago

I'm sure she got some new friends so let's call it a social media win

[–] cholesterol@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago

hey it's me your friends

Since your title suggests you’re asking for an explanation:

NSFW(ish) explanation

Eating out with your friends: Going out to a restaurant with friends.
Eating out your friends: Performing oral sex (either vaginal or anal) on your friends.

[–] WesternInfidels@feddit.online 11 points 6 days ago

She's a doctor, so obviously this only applies to friends with benefits.

[–] lime@feddit.nu 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 20 points 6 days ago

Didn't mention armpits.

[–] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Was this before Twitter added the ability to edit?

[–] cepelinas@sopuli.xyz 2 points 6 days ago

I was about to image search this before realizing I could just read :/

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Maybe she should try having her friends over for 'dinner'.

Could imply fava beans, cianti, bdsm gear, kinbaku ropes, who knows.