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I make steaks and tiramisu and her panties dissapear. Magic.
Cause it tastes like you just pulled it out of a hat.
Like…a nice fancy top hat? Or someone’s nasty ass beanie?
Sweaty construction worker beanie.
Can turn water into Bearnaise sauce.
Can actually burn water.
That was Mrs. Frizzle's next career after she got fired for child endangerment.
This is objectively the best answer - no need for others.
He cooks everything with magic mushrooms
If you ask "what's in this?" you get no answer. Someone creatively applied "a magician never tells their secrets" to this scenario, and thus, Magic Chef.
In reality, it's just a fuck ton of butter. That's the secret.
Hi Paula Deen!
EVEN IN JEST, HOW DARE YOU ASK!
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You are now the world’s most delicious… hot dog
He once outswore Gordon Ramsay, leaving him a blubbering mess on the ground, begging for mercy.
Because he stirs all food with a used Hitachi.
He was cursed by a witch, and his sense of taste and smell are totally wrecked.
Pact with Satan
Turns the mice that die behind it into leftover chicken meat
It’s all instant food.
Instead of having a Sorcerer Supreme, Some dimensions get a Magic Chef.
The powers are food based, and used to protect our reality from extra dimensional beasts.
Burns the steaks
Dark eldritch rituals performed during the witching hour,
To tear and twist victuals with sanguine power,
A delectable curse sizzles in the pan, Magic Chefs soul sold to the Michelin Star Man
Food inspectors and cleaning procedures have vanished right before your eyes!
Terrible curse
He sawed a woman in half with a chainsaw! Now half the time he's cooking pork chops, and the other half.....hmmm anyway. What part did you like?.... I mean from the joke.
A cannibalism expert finds a red nose in a cave....do you guys think this is funny? That's what she said! Its was a woman magician. For this joke. The previous one was a guy.
He failed his wizard exam and pivoted to cooking. I mean cooking is basically alchemy
If that is a refrigerator then he lives in the compressor pumping Freon.
If that’s an oven, he hides behind the crisper drawer and regulates the temperature for you.
Because some CEO told so. See that ®️ sign?
He put his dick in it
Mixes everything with his wand