this post was submitted on 02 May 2026
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[–] yesman@lemmy.world 7 points 18 minutes ago

I don't know where this gender war crap comes from. I always dated people that I liked and wanted to be around. It was even fun sometimes.

This sounds like an updated variant of "I hate my wife" boomer humor.

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 21 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I know it's a total cliché, but I'm so glad I was lucky enough to exit the dating world in the early 2010s

Shit seems baad

[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Gosh same. Me it was 2014, back when tinder still showed your mutual friends.

This vitriol around spending money on dates is so annoying. Like if it concerns you why don't you just do cheap dates like coffee or a joint by the river like a sane person?

It weeds out any people whose values don't align with yours on that front.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 8 points 49 minutes ago* (last edited 49 minutes ago)

Those people deserve each other

So nobody else has to deal with them

[–] newtraditionalists@kbin.melroy.org 10 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

It's crazy that straight people are at war with their potential partners even before they've met them. So silly.

[–] TheEntity@lemmy.world 13 points 53 minutes ago

It has nothing to do with being straight though.

[–] SailorFuzz@lemmy.world 4 points 25 minutes ago

Youre making this a queer issue when it isnt one. Its not making the queer community look better, its just making you look pathetic.

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

That’s why I always shout “first to cum doesn’t have to clean up the mess”

I win every time 😎

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 3 points 37 minutes ago (1 children)

instead of casually sex you do competitive sex

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 3 points 26 minutes ago

CEO of sex announces elo system