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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

That's why I wear full size socks. Gotta protect against the curses cast by foot fetishists jealous of the fact that the body parts I fetishize are more culturally acceptable. Ignore all the things I'm into that are less socially acceptable than feet…

[–] VirtigoMommy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

My magics are varied and dastardly creative, you may have escaped my curses this time but surely I’ll get you one of these days in the name of all us freaks that have been deemed “culturally unacceptable”

I remember a time when eating ass was taboo! I remember a time when whale tails were hip! I’ve seen the explosion of “step-bro”, Us who love to see the dogs out will have our day!

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Oh no maybe someday it'll sound less ridiculous when a woman teases me about my breast fetish /s

But yeah I got a real mixed bag out there of the only body part I'm particularly sexually focused on is boobs, but I'm also kinky as all hell, but mostly in generally normal (within the kink community) kinks like sm and d/s.

[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What are full size socks? To the crotch socks?

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Either mid calf socks or tights made out of socks, depending on how shitposty I'm feeling

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I find feet horrifying and disgusting. I think I've seen maybe 3 pairs of feet in my life that didn't trigger me. When I was younger, I fantasized about having my own feet replaced with wooden blocks. I don't hate feet, I simply cannot stand the sight of them.

That being said, I acknowledge that this is my own hangup, and judge not a single person for liking feet. It actually feels like my own deficiency that I'm so repulsed by feet. I get a similar feeling to when I see people enjoying escargot, and think about how I've only had negative experiences. I wish I could enjoy something as arguably disgusting as escargot as much as other people enjoy escargot.

I wish I could enjoy feet as much as other people do.

Where do I fall on the scale of hatred towards those with negative feelings toward feet?

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I am so indifferent to feet. I don't understand people who fetishize or hate them.

[–] DaPorkchop_@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 days ago

I am different to feet. I don't understand people who fetishize, hate, or are indifferent to them.

[–] pewpew@feddit.it 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I like feet, they make walking and standing so much easier

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

But walking around and standing kinda suck.

[–] pewpew@feddit.it 5 points 3 days ago

Yeah, levitating is cooler

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

Tarantino, I see you, you motherfucker you!

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 23 points 3 days ago (2 children)

To the people who feel personally attacked, may I recommend garter belts for your socks

[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 days ago

What about overknee socks?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I feel like I'm going to need a series of grater belts

[–] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

“A series of garter belts”

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

A series of Mexican women?

you know what, we can have that too

[–] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 days ago (2 children)

What about those of us indifferent about feet?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Still feeling indifferent now? ;)

P.S. I sell photos, DM me when you're interested.

[–] VirtigoMommy@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Ehh you guys are okay, I’ve had good experiences with guys that were indifferent and still try it, it’s the ones that act like I’m gross or wrong for wanting it that deserve the sock slippage.

[–] inari@piefed.zip 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] VirtigoMommy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Oh, sorry, I’m referring to feet in a sexual context

[–] Johanno@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 days ago (2 children)

As long as you wash them before

[–] VirtigoMommy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

Always!! I’m a freak not unhygienic

[–] brb@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago

Please don't

[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 1 points 3 days ago

There's nothing gross about it.

[–] pseudo@jlai.lu 2 points 3 days ago

That's mean!