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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] Chaunticleer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 78 points 3 days ago (3 children)

does it have a shaft or does it just like float around

[–] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 49 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Going by the rest of his physiology, there's just a tip floating in midair. No wonder the others are staring.

[–] Sv443@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 days ago

piss is stored in the floating pocket dimension cock

[–] chirospasm@lemmy.ml 15 points 3 days ago

Press X to shake twice

them be the real questions.

[–] Nima@leminal.space 28 points 3 days ago

that poor guy on the right is squishing in awe.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 21 points 3 days ago (1 children)

(I got ya, fam)

They couldn't make this ad today.

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 14 points 3 days ago

The cultural marxists wouldn't let gold like this exist.

Company called U B Soft, selling big dicks

[–] dewritoninja@pawb.social 13 points 3 days ago (2 children)

There are several e621 posts that corroborate this info

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Afraid to Google it... What is e621?

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What's this? What's this?

There's dickgirls everywhere

What's this?

There's strange tags over there

What's this?

I can't believe my eyes, I must be dreaming

Wake up, Jack, this isn't fair

What's this?

What's this? What's this?

There's something very wrong

What's this?

There's furries eating dongs

What's this?

The streets are lined with naked Disney princesses

Everybody seems so happy

Have I possibly gone daffy? What is this?

What's this?

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 5 points 2 days ago

That was beautiful 🥲

[–] davidgro@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The lyrical reply is better, but for a straight answer, Wikipedia says:

"e621 is a furry-themed booru-style imageboard and art archive website launched on February 10, 2007. It is primarily known for hosting pornographic furry content."

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 days ago
[–] sundray@lemmus.org 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Yeah, but it can power up & be thrown at some distance returning like a yoyo causing great destruction (especially if Mr Rayman turns the other way when it's on the return course).

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I guess Rayman 3 just wasn't for everyone ...

Also yt/DiILrNbM4

[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I don't think I was smart enough in 2003 to get the joke.

Hopefully one day...

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 2 points 3 days ago

They're enjoying the sight of his watch

Why does the guy on the left look real but the guy on the right looks like a ps2 character?

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 days ago

I can still hear the rayman ad narrator voice

[–] olafurp@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Is that to say he got spunk?