Ewww who put cheese on my condom board
this post was submitted on 05 May 2026
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Could be funnier if the resolution was high enough to actually recognize everything. As it is, for some of these, I can only guess.
I can't tell if the stuff between the yellow cheese and the bacon and chicken nuggets is raisins or coffee beans.
She can fix me
I remember the last time i did my lines like that. Accidentally railed that pile next to said lines.
I'm confused by this. Do you smoke the weed, then snort the blow, then shag, then eat, then slam the shots? Or do you shag first and then eat and then do the drugs? So many possibilities.
It seems you figured it out at the end, there.
Personally I'd go weed, candy, fuck, shots, rest of the food, blow for maximum enjoyment
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Start with the salami, go in a counter-clockwise spiral ending w/ the condoms.
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I don’t see any grapes
If the penis shaped thing isn't a date then no
the pipe for the weed?
Oh yeah, or the mini dildo.