this post was submitted on 05 May 2026
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[–] BaraCoded@literature.cafe 10 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Actually hotter than any generic american english fake-sounding line.

[–] TootTootComingThru@lemmy.world 4 points 23 hours ago

I read that as geriatric and instantly got a boner.

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[–] Iusedtobeanalien@lemmy.world 4 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

I wonder if that's what Beyoncé really meant when she was going on about putting a ring on it

Anyway ahe's a keeper

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 day ago

Instant finish.

[–] mattyroses@lemmy.today 4 points 22 hours ago

So I tell the swamp donkey to sock it before I give her a trunky in the tradesman's entrance and have her lick me yardballs!

[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 day ago

I’m not into anal, but "in me arse" actually sounds hot on a word level.

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

I'm not seeing a problem here.

[–] Jackcooper@lemmy.world 34 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Sadbutdru@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] mattyroses@lemmy.today 2 points 23 hours ago

Come knock me up in the morning?

[–] Muffi@programming.dev 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Ach ní inniu é.

[–] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 64 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I guy I know picked up an aussie chick at the bar. Later, she apparently told him "I'm on a bleeder mate. You'll have to chuck it up me dumper."

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 34 points 1 day ago (2 children)

what good is a sword if it never tastes blood?

[–] froh42@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

In der Regel hatten die Wikinger rote Bärte.

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[–] Obnomus@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 day ago

Nice try but sex isn't real blud.

[–] ReCursing@feddit.uk 94 points 2 days ago (12 children)

Yanks doing this shit is just so cringy

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[–] BrazenSigilos@ttrpg.network 5 points 1 day ago

Well as a gentleman that is when one must arrive. 🧐

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