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[–] CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It was an entertaining 10 minutes of looking through the outfits, there wasn’t much I liked h this year but fashion is a perfectly valid interest.

[–] mfed1122@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 day ago

NooOoOO fashion is only for shallow dummies that aren't like meeeeeeeee

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

We should keep idolizing the wealthy. That seems to be working out well.

[–] atomicorange@lemmy.world 59 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (5 children)

Museums and art are important. It’s a big successful fundraiser for art historians, and in that respect I think it’s great. Vibes-wise it’s fucking rancid though. An indulgent, tone deaf celebration of wealth that ultimately benefits a good cause.

[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago

We could raise money for art without decadent rich people parties if we just like stopped hoovering up all the money and giving it to rich people.

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[–] radiofreebc@lemmy.world 66 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

The Met Gala just screams "Hunger Games" to me. Events like this are what society celebrates when it's past it's prime, bloated and diseased.

[–] fizzle@quokk.au 12 points 1 day ago

I feel like I've heard the name before but this year it seems to be much more prominent.

Yes, it's extraordinarily distasteful.

My distaste for billionaires has gone from "high" to "stratospheric" in the last 5 years or so. Quite incredible really.

[–] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 57 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I mean yeah but Heidi Klum dressing like a statue and scaring other attendees by pretending to be an exhibit is very funny to me

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 32 points 2 days ago

bringing street performance to the otherwise least street event there is

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[–] gray@lemmy.ml 25 points 1 day ago

The problem isn't design, art, wonder and occasional luxury. The problem is wealth distribution.

[–] Inucune@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Art is for times of peace. We are currently fighting a class war.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Struggle has produced the best art . These people are just tacky

[–] MousePotatoDoesStuff@piefed.social 30 points 2 days ago (5 children)

I thought "soandso" was an actual name lmao

[–] I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Right up there with whatsherface and theuglyone.

Blatant cheerleader erasure

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

i have been trying to decide on my latest stage name (my first garage band was called "Some Band" to give you an idea of what kind of creativity we're working with here) and i've added Soandso and Whatstheirface as a last name to the "oh gods this will make my wife roll her eyes" list so thank you all kindly for your help.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Lame names are the best titles you can give yourself

i was inspired both by E B White and Randy Bachman

[–] thatKamGuy@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Move over Zendaya - there’s a hip, new mononym in town!

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Just mispronounce it a bit. It could work

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 4 points 1 day ago

It’s really confusing because it’s actually twins, Soh and Zho, but they never appear together and you never know which one is which. Former twitch streamers, they now perform 10sec long shoegaze/dubstep inspired trick-hop in the secret twin language they invented as children with a smattering of Victorian era slang, and it’s only available on the Glut app. You have no idea what any of this means but have realized this is why your 11yo keeps babbling “trickie burr, trickie burr”.

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 4 points 2 days ago

I really did too

One good thing about it: None of the Trumps were invited.

[–] neuromorph@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

its a bunch of rich people trying to cosplay

[–] Generica@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

She's giving vapid

[–] moopet@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I assume this is something in the news, but I don't even know what the met gala is.

[–] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

If something happens and you don't notice or care is it really news?

[–] restingOface@quokk.au 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Does the pope shit in the woods?

[–] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Does he wipe his ass with a bear or a bunny?

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

if the kids in the shallow pool crowded into the deep end, the deep end would be filled with drowned bodies, so let the shallow kids stay in the shallow end out of the deep divers way

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 8 points 1 day ago

I wanted to know who skipped the event after Bezos got involved but I found out it's Zendaya and Lady Gaga and I realized I don't really give a fuck.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

Filthy rich circle jerk.

[–] DrSoap@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

They seem to be begging people to watch it. Lol the more advertising there is for a thing, the less I want to do it. I think the begging is so tacky.

[–] cheat700000007@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Hey, wait, this isn't a shit post

[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

But we might see bewbs!!!111!!11!

[–] phoenixarise@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Who gives a shit about the Bezos party?

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Whos soanso? New fampus?

[–] fedikitty@piefed.social 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It was really just the corporate gala this year.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's all it ever has been.

[–] fedikitty@piefed.social 1 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

I mean any fashion event you could say that for. I feel like most artists need corporate money to survive.

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

It was interesting looking at the different outfits for five minutes or so, then I got bored.

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