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    [–] nymnympseudonym@piefed.social 44 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

    Unix principals include Dennis Ritchie, Ken Thompson, and Brian Kernighan

    Unix principles include tools that do one thing and do it well, casting directories and sockets as file abstractions, and clean separation between kernel and userspace modes.

    [–] Sxan@piefed.zip 19 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    Gawd it's great to see unabashed grammar pedantry.

    [–] mfed1122@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)
    [–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

    "Spell Nazi" sounds like an actual evil-wizard title, tbf.

    [–] PearOfJudes@lemmy.ml 1 points 22 hours ago

    I was just thinking yesterday about how the half adder probably violates the Unix design principles

    [–] akunohana@piefed.blahaj.zone 19 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    Whatever its shortcomings, it surely must be better than Microslop's Coshampoo. Who the heck wants an attendant watching you shower?!

    [–] RandomLegend@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
    [–] akunohana@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

    I am ALL for exhibitionism in non offensive settings, but Microslop up my ass? No spank you. 😝

    [–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

    up my ass

    That is not what shampoo is for

    Sure it is, it's right there in the name. That's why it's a sham.

    [–] d_k_bo@feddit.org 2 points 1 day ago

    I oft co-wash my hair (washing the hair only with conditioner instead of shampoo).

    [–] sleet01@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 day ago

    No, it's okay if you combine them with pipes.

    [–] groet@feddit.org 125 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

    Eh I think its fine. Its just

    clean hair --condition
    

    or

    clean body --moisturize
    

    And its not like literally any cleaning product on the market isn't just a wrapper around ~~libclean~~ anyway

    Edit: libclean is deprecated, now its all either libsoap or its newer fork libpid

    [–] dave@feddit.uk 53 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    That’s true, but neither of those options are POSIX-compliant. You have to set POSIX_ME_SLIMY for clean to also condition.

    [–] not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 1 day ago

    me slimy ,😭

    [–] Yuyarl@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 day ago

    Son, I'm crine

    [–] Black616Angel@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

    libpid 🀣

    Make sure to run "clean body" before and after you fsck

    Fuck that's a good edit

    [–] rozodru@piefed.world 36 points 1 day ago (1 children)

    suckless shampoo: you have to build it yourself. want no tears? that's a patch. smell like coconut? patch. you forgot to add the coconut smell to the config so it's not gonna build, try again.

    [–] rtxn@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

    Suckless shampoo is just a bucket of wood ash and pork tallow.

    [–] Tiger_Man_@szmer.info 58 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

    2-in-1 shampoos suck tho, so unix wins again

    [–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 31 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    Exactly.

    Shampoo is supposed to remove dirt and grease from your hair. Conditioner is supposed to replace the necessary oils your hair needs to have. ... Which need to be replaced because the shampoo just washed them all away. In order to make a 2-in-1 shampoo and conditioner, they have to make a significant compromise, producing a shampoo that doesn't wash all the grime out and a conditioner that doesn't stay and replenish as well as a standalone one would. So you get both in one bottle ... but a shitty version of both. Using separate products will work much better. Even the cheapest shampoo and cheapest conditioner out there, used individually, will easily outperform even the fanciest combination.

    Oh, and while we're here... That thing on the bottle that says 'lather, rinse, repeat'? It's not just for fun, and not just because they want you to use more shampoo. It actually does work noticeably better if you do it twice in a row.

    [–] kernelle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    I am following your logic, but as someone who's been using a 2 in 1 for like a decade, I can tell you everyones hair needs are different. I've used them separately as well and it really does not make a difference for me.

    Even the cheapest shampoo and cheapest conditioner out there, used individually, will easily outperform even the fanciest combination.

    But I really take offence to this line, absolutely not true. The cheapest shampoo will dry up/irritate your scalp, the cheapest conditioner will make your hair feel like an oil spill.

    [–] kevin2107@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

    irrelevant unless you can prove you aren't bald

    [–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

    Folks shampoo is for you skalp/hair roots and conditioner is for the tips only.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUbbx00iVqs&t=192

    [–] Anivia@feddit.org 1 points 21 hours ago

    Which means conditioner is irrelevant for anyone without long hair

    [–] zedgeist@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

    Just the tip?

    [–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

    I have really long hair and another benefit of doing them separately is, it's easiest to brush it right after applying conditioner, and harder when it has shampoo in it. So there's that on top of really needing the conditioner to work well.

    [–] albbi@piefed.ca 4 points 1 day ago

    Shampoo: Remove oils and thereby remove dirt attached to oils. Conditioner: Restore oils to your hair.

    2-in-1: Restore oils while also removing oils?

    [–] ViatorOmnium@piefed.social 50 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    What if it's systemd's shampood?

    [–] GreatBlueHeron@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

    Or:

    shampoo -> /bin/busybox

    conditioner -> /bin/busybox

    I find it funny that systemd gets so much hate for trying to be all the things, but haven't seen the same criticism directed at busybox

    [–] turbowafflz@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    To be fair, busybox is doing it for the purpose of making it easy to setup a very small and simple fully functional OS. Systemd is doing it for the purpose of ???????

    [–] esc@piefed.social 4 points 1 day ago

    For the purpose of managing system.

    [–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

    I never understood why Gummiboot became part of Systemd

    [–] SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

    Just wait for systemd-kernel, systemd-desktop, systemd-webbrowser, et cetera. You know it's coming.

    [–] turbowafflz@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

    Gnu/linux -> gnu/systemd -> systemd/systemd

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    My hair quality became noticeably better when I started using SOLID shampoo. DRY shampoo, if you will

    [–] Shanmugha@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

    I am. It washes my body (as in corporeal form)

    [–] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago

    Does this also apply to emacs?

    [–] 9point6@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

    I prefer the gnu 2-in-1, in order to have a different implementation to the BSD version they optimised for speed over space.

    [–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 8 points 1 day ago

    *principles

    [–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago

    just use awk

    (β€œdo one thing wellβ€œ)

    [–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 day ago

    Programming too:

    One role, one responsibility!

    [–] Obnomus@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago
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