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Flame-o, hotmelon.
Cmon guys, "melements" is right there
I'd have called them Melonments.
Right. The elemelonments
Now you ruined it
Perfect !
sad Heartmelon noises
The quintessential melon
The show isn't going to be like I remember if Captain Planet doesn't have his heart on! :(
In Chinese watermelon is called 西瓜(west melon) and wintermelon is 冬瓜 (winter melon) but the first word sounds like 東 (east). Pumpkins are called 南瓜 (south melon) and in some places a certain squash is called 北瓜 (north melon)
Is the Winter and East thing a forced coincidence in search of the quadfecta, or is there actually colder climate in eastern China(?) ?
It's not forced, just a coincidence. There are loads of homophones in Chinese so it's easy to make puns like that.
When I was a kid, I used to live near places called Sussex and Essex.
I never encountered Nussex nor Wessex and that troubles me.
Wessex was a kingdom in Britain. And it's an area of London. There is also Middlesex as well. But I can't find a norssex.
Sure, I get all that, but I didn't grow up in that area. I grew up near other direction-sexes.
South doesn't start with "Su," so I assume North-sex (in this context) wouldn't start with "Nor." In fact, I looked this up and found this interesting article, which is perhaps not academically correct (I don't know) but shows that my reasoning is not isolated.
Also requesting there be a Xessex and Unessex
Earthmelon is a potato
No a potato is an apple of the earth.
In Dutch it's literally earth apple. Aardappel.
French is weird.
I have four-twenties and nineteen reasons why
French give me your drugs
Im not high enough for this
Stupid English. I read "windmelon" as wind(1), not wind(2). I couldn't figure out how you could wind a melon.
- as in turning and twisting
- as in moving air
Excuse me? Where is heartmelon?
With Our Melons Combined.. we form.. Captain Porno!!
Watermelon. Earthmelon. Firemelon. Airmelon.
Long ago, the four elemelons lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Watermelon attacked. Only the Avatar, master of all four elemelons, could stop them, but when the world needed it most, it vanished.
Watermelon. Earthmelon. Firemelon. Airmelon.
Long ago, the four elemelons lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Watermelon attacked. Only the ~~Avatar~~Melon Lord, master of all four elemelons, could stop them, but when the world needed it most, it vanished.
FTFY
Whatabout when you cut a hole in it and force a bunch of vodka in there?? I did it at work once..
Okay now do it to a ham and make them fight
This is woodmelon and metalmelon erasure
I prefer Elemenopee
Some of us just call it lemonade
elemenonade
EDIT
Eagerly Emulsifying Melonie's Elemenonade.
There, try that 5 times fast.
I can't even do it once, haha!
windmelon is just a watermelon that has been sitting too long before you eat it
I can see something spicy as firemelon. Like ginger or something something bright like Tiger Melon.. Earthmelon makes me think of squash. Its windmelon that doesn't really conjure anything. I just see apples in my mind cause they falling apples and gravity.
Tumbleweed is a wind melon
Locusts are windmelon. Or windmills.
Oooh that's a fun one. I mean they probably are technically edible but thats a brave individual to try haha