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[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 34 points 5 hours ago (3 children)

Ya know what else helps? Sharpening the blade

[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 2 points 44 minutes ago* (last edited 44 minutes ago)

If this were made in a way you could attach to any knife, I think it'd be cool. Sharpen your knife and add this module. I'm certain it's instead made to not detach, and you can only get the blade from them. If you sharpen it, you'll have to buy a new one from them at full price eventually. If they stop existing, it's just a dead product.

[–] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Seriously, just get a decent quality chef knife and stones to sharpen with.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 8 points 4 hours ago

But, imagine if that knife also vibrated at an ultrasonic resonance!

[–] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 1 points 3 hours ago

What anouy a vibrating sharpener? Then you can have mamy easily sharpened blades?