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[–] shweddy@lemmy.world 31 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

Thats literally nothing. Wake me up when ladies full armpit Bushes are back in style

[–] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 4 points 29 minutes ago (1 children)

Saw a DJ once that dyed her underarm hair in rainbow colors.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 points 4 minutes ago

LGBT disco is a hellova place

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 hours ago

I get a high skin fade and buzz all my body hair once every month or two. Really gets the airflow in all the crevices for a bit. Anything more than that seems exhausting.

[–] Rooskie91@discuss.online 3 points 1 hour ago

Girls: "But I poop from there!"

Fake men: "Ew gross"

Real men: "Not right now you don't!"

(Sort of) SFW Source

[–] architect@thelemmy.club 25 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Being human is fucking exhausting.

[–] LuminousLuddite@lemmy.world 6 points 1 hour ago

I yearn to return to the formless void.

[–] LetchLemon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 hours ago (4 children)

Am I alone in thinking its weird to not have armpit hair?

[–] Flower@sh.itjust.works 4 points 34 minutes ago

Beauty standards say body hair is seen as masculine, so to appear feminine all body hair must be removed. Beauty standards don't care if things are natural, healthy or practical.

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 5 points 1 hour ago

I think it's weird as fuck to care if someone has or not

[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago

Am I alone thinking anyone should care if someone has armpit hair?

No. It’s fucking weird.

[–] Soulphite@reddthat.com 37 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Who the fuck is this? What the fuck is that and finally who the fuck cares?

Live your own motherfucking lives, ya twats.

[–] Starduster75@lemmy.world 1 points 17 minutes ago

Thanks for showing you care by taking the time to comment. And for creating a paradox, because now if the reader is to live their "own motherfucking lives, ya twats", they will be following your directive, and caring for what you think, and thusly not living their "own motherfucking lives, ya twats" Their only option otherwise is to not live their "own motherfucking lives, ya twats" as their individual expression, yet that too would be not living their "own motherfucking lives, ya twats". Perhaps they will need to return for more advice on living their "own motherfucking lives, ya twats".

She's clearly one of them transgenders

[–] GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world 16 points 4 hours ago

That's a hot photo, can't blame it for going viral.

[–] testaccount789@sh.itjust.works 13 points 4 hours ago

This is just shaved rather than waxed. That's it.

[–] Saapas@piefed.zip 34 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Are you saying we're going to see Sabrina Carpenter pooping in the next Met Gala?

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 20 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

If she takes a massive shit in the red carpet, I will cheer. But I would feel a little conflicted.

[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 5 points 2 hours ago

She’s got to drag her butthole on the carpet after or it wont be controversial enough.

[–] Saapas@piefed.zip 11 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

It would make for a challenging wank

[–] nlghtcrawIer@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago
[–] MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world 7 points 5 hours ago
[–] RejZoR@lemmy.ml 70 points 7 hours ago (3 children)

Where the hair?! That's shaven, but not to extreme levels of wax that shit into oblivion this morning. Hollywood and porn industry basically since 90s has just brainwashed society into believing body hair is disgusting and weird. For some reason. It's also especially funny when you descend into "Hairy" section of the porn and it's just normal women with normal levels of body hair. Like, not even full yeti, just some armpit hair and a bit of a bush downstairs. That's not "hairy", that's just "normal" woman.

Firstly be what makes YOU comfortable, then look for what others might care. I've tried shaving fully to silky smooth levels and it's really not comfortable in a lot of places of body.

[–] applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 37 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

just want to remind people that humans have been shaving various areas of their bodies for thousands of years. they did it in ancient Rome. we've probably been removing body hair for much longer than that even. it's not a modern thing it's just the fashion right now. personally idgaf whether other people remove their body hair or not. I like to though, it feels nice and makes me feel sexy.

[–] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 7 points 1 hour ago

When I want to treat myself, I shave, exfoliate and moisturise my legs, and change my bedsheets. It's divine.

I used to shave my legs because of the nebulous patriarchal pressure that many girls and women experience. But now I do it for good reasons and it's much more liberating

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[–] TwoDogsFighting@feddit.uk 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I thought girls pooh like rabbits.

More like wombats, it comes out in mostly dry little cubes.

[–] hendu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 91 points 8 hours ago (4 children)

Hopefully someone shows up with full pit bush next time and really blows their minds.

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[–] WYLD_STALLYNS@lemmy.dbzer0.com 78 points 9 hours ago (4 children)

Kim Jong Un says he doesn’t poop, could this mean he’s been a woman all along??

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[–] inkblade@lemmy.world 16 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Can picture Matt Walsh and Ben Shapiro ranting about it 😂

[–] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 19 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Ben Shapiro: My sister doesn't have any armpit hair at all.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

Ben Shapiro: My wife is a doctor, and she says it's not normal for grown women to have body hair

[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

Or get wet when aroused.

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