this post was submitted on 11 May 2026
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[–] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 33 minutes ago (2 children)

The type of airplanes we jump out of only go about 80 mph. Passenger airplanes go about 800 mph. So if you jump out of a passenger airplane, the windspeed outside the door will rip your skin off.

[–] Piemanding@sh.itjust.works 3 points 26 minutes ago

I'm assuming if it's going down it's flying much slower.

[–] Lupus108@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 minute ago

Well there's basically no way to leave a typical modern passenger plane once it's in the air. The doors lock in the frame from the inside and once the cabin is pressurized the pressure difference between inside and outside makes them impossible to open.

Actually there is one way - some windows on the flight deck can be opened sometimes and apparently exiting a passenger plane at traveling speed is survivable.

There's the story of British Airways Flight 5390 where the flight deck experienced a explosive decompression due to a faulty cockpit window and the captain was ejected out of the window partially, his knees got caught on the flight controls while his upper body stuck out of the window. Unable to pull him back in flight attendants held onto his legs for 20 minutes until the First Officer was able to perform a emergency landing. The pilot survived with - for what he has endured - minor injuries, he returned to flying 5 months after the incident.

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 2 points 55 minutes ago

me thinking about a tv pilot wondering if gen z humor has gone full abstract.

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 12 points 3 hours ago

Tbf in the game CJ jumps from a plane, to land in another plane.

Only took me about a hundred tries.

[–] youcantreadthis@quokk.au 20 points 5 hours ago

My depressed ass:

Now you have a 20% margin of safeeeeeeeetttttttyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[–] fraksken@infosec.pub 24 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

People should write their prompts better ...

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 16 points 4 hours ago

Thought this was from GTA. And what kind of commercial plane has a back door lol?

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 8 points 5 hours ago

Or not at all, the pic is totally unnecessary, but there are tons of similar ones already.