Peppermint schnapps, or Thunder 101 which is high proof. Makes your mouth smell like mint/mouthwash. Do with this what you will - which is end up in rehab if you're like me.
this post was submitted on 12 May 2026
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Keep up the good work in rehab, you got this!
I was the WRONG person to share this info with
Doesn’t really fool anyone.
"No, honestly, it's my chewing gum Wrigley’s beermint."
Ka$h Money is that you?
Hegseth maybe?
Couldn't be. He's a PBR and beating the wife and children before going to work kind of guy.
I knew a guy who kept a flask of whisky on him and would sip on it through the day while working at a hotel customer service/booking phone line. His revenue numbers were fine.
And if you take acid before work be warned miniature dragons will show themselves in your computer screen.
Holy shit. I just realised something from that day.
I was in a call centre on the phones.
Fuck what did i say to people???
"Tuesday is coming. May i take your coat?"
which was strange because i was calling my doctor
Unfortunately, they do not. They just yell at you for sleeping at your desk and threaten to take away your bathroom privileges.
Last job that took away my bathroom privilege, I took away their office potted plants privilege
They might even tell you to leave early.
HR departments hate this one simple trick: turning Monday into a speedrun.
Lies
