this post was submitted on 12 May 2026
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[–] turtlesareneat@piefed.ca 53 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Peppermint schnapps, or Thunder 101 which is high proof. Makes your mouth smell like mint/mouthwash. Do with this what you will - which is end up in rehab if you're like me.

[–] I_Love_Emo_Girls@fedinsfw.app 15 points 2 weeks ago

Keep up the good work in rehab, you got this!

[–] UnimportantHuman@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 weeks ago

I was the WRONG person to share this info with

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Doesn’t really fool anyone.

"No, honestly, it's my chewing gum Wrigley’s beermint."

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Couldn't be. He's a PBR and beating the wife and children before going to work kind of guy.

[–] HalfSalesman@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

I knew a guy who kept a flask of whisky on him and would sip on it through the day while working at a hotel customer service/booking phone line. His revenue numbers were fine.

[–] how_we_burned@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

And if you take acid before work be warned miniature dragons will show themselves in your computer screen.

Holy shit. I just realised something from that day.

I was in a call centre on the phones.

Fuck what did i say to people???

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

"Tuesday is coming. May i take your coat?"

which was strange because i was calling my doctor

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Unfortunately, they do not. They just yell at you for sleeping at your desk and threaten to take away your bathroom privileges.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Last job that took away my bathroom privilege, I took away their office potted plants privilege

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

They might even tell you to leave early.

[–] sanbdra@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

HR departments hate this one simple trick: turning Monday into a speedrun.

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago