this post was submitted on 13 May 2026
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[–] bluegreenpurplepink@lemmy.world 3 points 42 minutes ago

Porn video plot.

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 1 points 34 minutes ago
[–] the_grass_trainer@lemmy.world 1 points 37 minutes ago

Co-twinky-dink?

[–] BoosBeau@lemmy.world 1 points 50 minutes ago

Anyone else at a loss? WTH is this?

[–] Infinite@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 hour ago

You seem to be at a loss for words.

The term is "caketastrophe."

[–] Widdershins@lemmy.world 8 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

𓀥 | 𓁆 𓀕

𓁆 𓀟 | 𓀣 𓁀

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 hour ago

Mm hmmm…yes, yes, I quite agree.

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Twinkertastrophe
Twinkergeddon
Twinkiesinkie

[–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Twinkaster

Twinkasco

Twinkamity

[–] Darkenfolk@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago
[–] mr_satan@lemmy.zip 9 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I hate you… Just take the updoot and leave.

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 hours ago

This is what every single one of you was supposed to say.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 4 points 3 hours ago

God fucking damnit! At least one benefit of early onset dementia is that in starting to lose pattern recognition and had to come to the comments.

[–] agent_nycto@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago
[–] TwoDogsFighting@feddit.uk 0 points 3 hours ago
[–] RevolverSly@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

Los submarinos!

[–] Im_old@lemmy.world 32 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 8 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] akwd169@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 hours ago
[–] tiptoes@sh.itjust.works 7 points 8 hours ago

Silly customer! You cannot hurt a Twinkie!

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 3 points 7 hours ago

This is such an opportunity to roll around on the floor with them.

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 5 points 8 hours ago

A personal tragedy. So sorry for your loss.

[–] dontgogettingtooclever@piefed.social 18 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

this… can't be what I think seeing?

[–] Abyssian@lemmy.world 6 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I'm definitely missing something here. Tell us your secrets.

[–] dontgogettingtooclever@piefed.social 5 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Abyssian@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Thanks. That was one I read way back when, but I've never heard of or seen the minimalist ideogram.

[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 8 points 11 hours ago
[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 7 points 11 hours ago

Slight inconvenience?

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 73 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 52 points 18 hours ago

If you need directions, there is technically a receptionist in this picture.

[–] PixeIOrange@lemmy.world 8 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 6 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Let's say this Twinkie represents all of the Psychokinetic Energy in the New York area. According to this morning's sample, it'll be a Twinkie...... 35 feet long and weighing approximately 600 lbs.

[–] Rajtinka@lemmy.world 6 points 6 hours ago

That's a big twinkie.

[–] afk_strats@lemmy.world 31 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

I would like to file a complaint

[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 16 points 17 hours ago

Please send it to your nearest Ministry of Complaints and Grievances Filing Receptacle.

[–] Klear@quokk.au 2 points 12 hours ago

You want to complain! Look at these shoes. I've only had them three weeks and the heels are worn right through.

[–] orenj@leminal.space 22 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

...you gonna eat those twinks?

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 4 points 7 hours ago

13 year rule applies.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

Dessertster? 🤷‍♂️

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 14 points 16 hours ago

Oh no step-twink, I've fallen and cannot get up.

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 15 points 18 hours ago
[–] FUCKING_CUNO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 14 hours ago
[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 6 points 16 hours ago

This is such a dumb and shameless attempt to get people to stare at your ass and generate ideas.

[–] HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 7 points 18 hours ago (4 children)
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