this post was submitted on 13 May 2026
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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

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[–] calcopiritus@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

The one on the right looks bigger though, it's just zoomed out.

[–] elbiter@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Yeah, porn actors are living proof of that theory...

[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm a virgin with a small dick. Sometimes it's big but not very often. Maybe it's stress or anxiety idk.

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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 6 points 2 days ago

Level up your oral skills.

[–] Pirtatogna@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Haven't noticed shrinkage but the wear and tear definitely is there.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Do it in the butt. 🤷‍♂️

[–] webp@mander.xyz 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Gay sex, the virgin's loophole

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[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I should put some coal up there.

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.today 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

up where?!

that's where I PEE!

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 6 points 2 days ago

Not right now, you don't!

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Those penises look like they'll be delicious after I hit them with me searzall

[–] mfed1122@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 days ago

Problem with this is the kind of guy this is intended to diss would totally endorse logic that says virgins have bigger dicks

[–] visnudeva@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Is this a Christian chastity trick ?

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