"I was talking aloud to myself. A habit of the old: they choose the wisest person present to speak to" -Gandalf
this post was submitted on 18 May 2026
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Going to use that next time. My line is that I'm talking to myself because no one else is listening. And it's only a problem if I start arguing.
it's only a problem if I start arguing.
Wait, that's a sign of a problem?
Depends on how you two resolve the disagreement.
Make-up sex (masturbation).
Me talking to my mirror self: .... who are you again and what are we doing?
Just be careful to use (at least) the same amount of kindness and consideration you would use for a co-worker or a friend.
Hey Ryder
"Shut up."
Thank you 💀
(Context: Plural)
Regardless of what some so-called expert out there might say the right course of action is, only you can say for sure. No one is better at being you than you.
Then why do I keep fucking it up, Dave?
I burned a coworker this was once. He asked me if I was talking to myself, to which I replied "if course, who else am I gonna have an intelligent conversation with around here." 10 years at that job, that was my only zinger. I'm so proud lol
I'm my favourite person to talk to, we have so much in common.