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Prepare Uranus for Cock
this post was submitted on 19 May 2026
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Ah Uranus! All I was coming up with for that one was "blue ball"
Winner winner! Chicken dinner!
Uranus is so boring to look at. It’s lucky it has a funny name.
Don't hate on Uranus like that, all we've got is Voyager pictures. That one kinda bad picture is cause we haven't had a decent camera out there ever.
What we really need is a new mission with better cameras to get better pictures.
OnlyPlanets
How much to see the South Pole?
Someone should create a mock OnlyFans account that funds an Uranus mission. Pictures posted by engineers and scientists and eventually pictures of Uranus itself. UwU
... you've stumbled upon the key to human progress.
Mega popular OF model will only cross certain lines when ___ breakthrough is achieved, suddenly a flood of NASA / CRI / whatever donations
"Alright boys, we've landed on Mars! You know what that means!" switches on Pound-A-Tron 9000
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Don't talk about Theiranus like that. :(
Well the 4 is on fire so is it "for hot cock"?
Shouldn't the cock be on fire in that case?
Then it would xe Taco Bell.
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Mebbe. I was also considering if it should be “for MY cock” but there’s no need for that if you’re going for short and salty.
"short and salty"
So, much like a cock.
Fuck, beat me to it.
Beat meat to it?
But that is not a cock.
Plausible deniability?
I was looking at my hens and looking at this going wait a minute
Pre Pear uranus four cock?
Damn you’re a wizard washedupcynic
Prepare Uranus For Fire Chicken
Must like spicy wings
This is the only proper message that can be extracted.
That's very clearly a hen and not a cock. Could've used a better picture of Uranus too. Idea 10/10 execution 7/10
I mean, they could have just spelled it out, too.
"Prepare Your Anus For Cock" is probably going to get you kicked out of a lot of places.
Pre pear Uranus 4 rooster
Cock
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joke
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That's a hen.. prepare Uranus 4 hen.
That's...a hen?
Yes. Roosters have a substantially more pronounced comb.
Huh, you can tell I don't have a bunch of cocks
I ate all our cocks. I miss Trent Rizenor most.
Hint: it's a planet
Damn. Was gonna say Prepare For whatever comes first.
( Thought it might be an egg. )
Prepare your white balls for my red and brown COCK
Pre-pear (for) blue balling and flaming cock?
still have no idea what it means
Yes you do. You knew when you posted this. You just stole it from reddit. Fucking liar.
But then not as many people would fill the comment section with answers and/or ridicule to drive up engagement that injects OP's brain with those sweet dopamines.
Prepare for... ballchick?
prefruit ball flaming for cock
ez
Is it a ball or a hole?
It's "prepare X for cock" for sure, though.
Prepare your anus for hot chicken?
Maybe, it's not in english?
Pre fruit sphere four rooster?
I totally got this one.
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