Funny I literally do this willy nilly. Sometimes sock, sock shoe shoe. Sometimes the other way. Whatever falls to hand.
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I don't know what you guys are doing, I usually just do shoe-sock-shoe-sock
Sock > sock > shoe > shoe > tie one > tie two
Do you put on the shoe and tie it before doing the second one?
I've never tried two ties at once.
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Who wears socks? Flipflops for life. Kick 'em off as you get into bed, slide 'em on as you get up. Same for the shower.
Oh wait, some of you have too much weather. Do as you want, then. But do have easily-donned foot protection at bedside in case of emergency.
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If something happens, it's better to have one foot ready in case there's broken glass on the floor than to have two bloody socks.
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Sometimes I put only one shoe on and walk around the house, just to feel something different.
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I don't keep my socks and shoes in the same place. So I put socks on in the bedroom, then go downstairs to put on shoes before going out
When getting dressed at the local public pool I usually do this only because the floor is usually soaking wet.
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My shoes are by my front door so both socks first makes sense; there's no reason to carry. But not wear, my socks to the entryway
It's sock sock pants shoe shoe. No way would I don my shoes before donning my pants.
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If you're wearing shoes inside the house you're all kinds of fucked already anyway.
Well, when I’m sleeping it’s definitely “soooooock shooooooe. sooooooock shooooooe”
Mine is wipe bare foot, sock, shoe, tie. Then repeat, wipe, sock, shoe, tie. I wipe my feet before work because im barefooted through my house over carpet(ew) in a house with 5 animals. And i unlace and retie my shoes everyday instead of keeping them tied forcing my foot in.