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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] Hegar@fedia.io 5 points 1 hour ago

I was drunk at a party at a rural art gallery in my 20s and a middle aged woman i didn't know grabbed my hand, looked at it and said with perfect confidence that i needed to be careful driving home because i'd been in a few prangs (australian for car accidents) and had another coming up.

When i replied that i've never driven a car or been in an accident all she could say was "oh".

[–] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 54 minutes ago (1 children)

We all wish we could come up with such clever responses right in the moment.

[–] Venator@lemmy.nz 1 points 33 minutes ago

Yeah I'd probably say something more like "fuck off cunt" 😅

[–] PaupersSerenade@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 hours ago

Jared deflects psychic intuition