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[–] sunoc@sh.itjust.works 78 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Wait until they learn how we call their precious precious bishop in French! :^)

[–] TheRealKuni@piefed.social 51 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I didn’t realize different languages had different meanings for the piece. That’s fascinating.

[–] prex@aussie.zone 12 points 3 days ago

I like the way Estonia and the ocean have the same name for it.

[–] Fugit@piefed.blahaj.zone 18 points 3 days ago

That's exactly what I was going to say 🤣

[–] princessnorah@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 3 days ago

Pretty sure it's original name translates to elephant in English, and is still called that in many countries.

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[–] Mubelotix@jlai.lu 28 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Fun fact is that this piece isn't even called bishop in other languages. In french it's called fool. And both are wrong if you compare to the original indian game

[–] slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 12 points 3 days ago (2 children)

In german it's called a "Läufer" or walker

[–] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Ah yes, because it walks, unlike the other pieces...

[–] groet@feddit.org 6 points 2 days ago

Its more runner than walker and the piece goes a lot faster than a peasant for example. Of course the queen and rook can go just as fast, but it is still one of the pieces with the longest range of motion.

Btw, the horse guy is called "Springer" so "jumper". Because it can jump over other pieces.

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[–] pyre@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

yeah that's the elephant in a lot of eastern countries.

[–] richieadler@programming.dev 3 points 3 days ago

In Spanish is called alfil, derived from the Arabic for "elephant".

[–] Malgas@beehaw.org 3 points 3 days ago

Yeah in chess's Asian cousins the equivalent piece is usually an advisor or general. And then there's Japan, where they just call it "angle-mover".

(Worth noting that it's by far the most blandly named shogi piece. Rooks, for example are "flying chariots".)

[–] ColdSideOfYourPillow@piefed.social 20 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

This is my favorite reply to chess dot cum's tweet:

A tweet by “I Am The Most Intelligent Person To Ever Exist (@perkins_becket)” that reads “I love putting the bishop in my ass. I put the bishop on my ass whether it’s white or black. Black or white, it doesn’t matter; it’s going in my ass either way. I love putting the bishop in my ass.”

Source

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 36 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)
[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 24 points 3 days ago

Pointer and pretzel are the only acceptable names moving forward

[–] jbrains@sh.itjust.works 32 points 3 days ago

I didn't know I was an atheist gay race communist.

Nice.

[–] azolus@slrpnk.net 26 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] spujb@lemmy.cafe 3 points 3 days ago (2 children)

i don’t remember what this image is can someone clue me in lol /genuine

[–] Seefoo@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Mr game & watch

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Mr. Game & Watch. Someone correct me if I'm wrong, but he might be the first "video game character" ever created?

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[–] zephiriz@lemmy.ml 16 points 3 days ago

Pedobear?

Also Epstein didn't kill himself. Where are the files?

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

In my language it's called Runner anyway (Läufer).

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (5 children)

We either call it runner (tekač/laufar) or ~~jumper (skakač)~~ hunter (lovec) don't know which one is the officially accepted name.

Edit: the horse is indeed the jumper I messed up.

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Interesting. In Germany we call the horse jumper.

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

We call it horse Edit: I messed up the names.

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 4 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Pretty sure the jumper is the horse.

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[–] m4xie@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The term "bishop" as applied specifically to the chess piece was first recorded in the 16th century, with the first known written example dating back to the 1560s.

wikipedia.org/wiki/Bishop_(chess)

The name bishop came along fairly late in the game.

sometimes I forget how old chee is that saying 'fairly late' had me thinking 1900s not middle ages

[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

My new name for it is the gay atheist sorry.

[–] yopyop@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 days ago

Ink pen.

In France it is called 'the fool'.

[–] Midnitte@beehaw.org 19 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Just to piss that guy off, I'd support calling it a Dawkins

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[–] Spesknight@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

The drag queen

[–] somtwo@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

The zoidberg claw.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Bishop and Heterosexual Bishop

[–] Spezi@feddit.org 10 points 3 days ago

Bi-Shop and Straight-Shop

honestly shocked kiki recognised the black one as a bishop

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 9 points 3 days ago

Bottle opener

[–] svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Babe wake up, new term for pre-op trans men just dropped.

[–] Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] hardware26@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 3 days ago

Vizier is queen, isn't it?

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[–] SparrowHawk@feddit.it 3 points 2 days ago

the bastard, because it always gets me

[–] ianfraserkrillmaster@midwest.social 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

HE IS CALLED THIRSTYMAN BECAUSE SHE IS A THIRSTY AND THEY WILL ALWAYS BE THIRSTYMAN

IN FLAGRANT DENIAL OF YOUR HETEROSEXUALIST FREE MARKET CAUCASOID CHESS CLUB LOSER REMONSTRATIONS

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[–] InFerNo@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 days ago

It's clearly a nib

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

Kiki shush.

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 5 points 3 days ago

The big gay communist elephant

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

An I the only one who can see a goose

[–] essell@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago

You mean like, on your screen or in your room?

Do you need me to call someone?

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