Dude's lungs must be so strong he could suck start a lawn mower
this post was submitted on 20 May 2026
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I volunteer as test subject.
He thought the box they came in that says 1 use was truly that.
I'm thinking this works rather like the tear-offs for your motocross goggles. Every time somebody sneezes in his face and he gets slimed he can just take off the outermost mask on the stack and keep on trucking.