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Same reaction when a youngling starts flirting.

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[โ€“] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

From the TV show MASH. Henry Blake is getting goofy over a 22 year old woman.

Hawkeye = First of all, you're a married man. Second of all, you've got a hernia that's older than her."

[โ€“] MyBrainHurts@piefed.ca 4 points 1 month ago

Ha, that's a pretty great line.

I said something similar to a young teammate who was somewhat offput I wasn't responding to her advances "these pants have been going to bars longer than you have."

Not quite as zippy.