I was unsure if I should use this instead, but the baldness is too sexy and I might have to tag it NSFW:
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Lenin the GOAT
delet this
Angry?
Cursed
Nah, we know that Lenin was not a fountain.
I hope this doesn't come across as too rude but you can go fuck yourself 
Well, that's no way to talk to a Marxist-Leninist-Kirkamaniac, brother! All the best and whatchagonnado! 😇😊
This is the best I can do for now.
What's missing is an eternal youth fountain and
a sex ratio that makes the "I dream of Jeannie plot" harem anime relationships possible,
while not straining other people's orientations.
Honestly the eternal youth fountain isn't as wild as people think, temporary age reversal has been achieved at the cellular level in labs and the science is moving fast.
Oh good, can't wait till the oligarchs are immortal.
In addition to climate change, i consider this one of the biggest reasons we socialists are on the clock: it's an existential race to eliminate these motherfuckers and dismantle their system before they kill the earth and/or rule immortal over degraded neofeudal fiefdoms .
We can get rid of them for good.
I know. The first attempt to achieve that on a human just started this year.
The common denominator of all USAmerican leftists
That's so true...
Who’s the fuzzy guy over the shoulder of the woman the man is looking at?
That’s what I am.