You didn't fuck his girl, you held his dick up while he fucked his girl.
You ultra-cucked yourself.
this post was submitted on 21 May 2026
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A slightly less deranged and more wholesome way of putting this would be to basically describe the blood donor as the greatest wingman ever.
... The recepient most likely couldn't have done it without him.
Is there any place that even lets you know that your blood has been used and who received it? That seems needlessly risky.
That's a HIPAA violation in the US. It's a huge mistake. Hospitals lose cases in the millions over one.
Where I am, you get a message when it's been used, but obviously not any identifying information.
Also I have absolutely no way of knowing if the message is legit or they just tell you that a random time after your donation regardless just to make you feel good and donate again.
I could see the point in that. Here you don't even know if the donated blood will be used for research or for life saving operations.
Not in my country. I just give blood, get free chocolate and a day off work, that's all that matters to me.
Virgin anon doesn’t even know what third base is