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[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 7 points 55 minutes ago* (last edited 53 minutes ago)

Chaotic Bastard is exactly right. Everyone thinks its geese or swans, and although they are truly bastards, roosters are raving rage filled lunatics.

[–] gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 hour ago

True stupid :D I love sheep! Their simplicity enchants me.

[–] GimmeUrBelt@lemmy.today 3 points 36 minutes ago* (last edited 34 minutes ago) (2 children)

Haven't spent much time with cattle huh. Idk if any animal fits the lawful big square.

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 3 points 30 minutes ago (2 children)

elephants. they mostly choose not to kill. mostly.

[–] GimmeUrBelt@lemmy.today 1 points 25 minutes ago

Balene whales. The ultimate lawful lifeform.

[–] Photonic@lemmy.world 1 points 26 minutes ago

I would say rhinos rather than elephants, put elephants in neutral (although a bull in musth just wants to kill everything) and hippos in chaotic.

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 1 points 8 minutes ago (1 children)

I have sheep, goats, pigs, chickens, a couple llamas, dogs, cats and a couple Hereford cows. The cows have been very easy going/playful in the time I've had them.

[–] GimmeUrBelt@lemmy.today 1 points 2 minutes ago

Well, just don't get complacent. Cows kill a lot of people.

[–] Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

I would argue the horses not being sorted in the "stupid" row...

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 2 points 23 minutes ago

There was too much stupid going around so they got pushed onto the other category.

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 6 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

Fair but they must be big. I don't have horses and haven't spent too much time with them. Never really liked them tbh.

[–] Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Shetland Pony has entered the chat.
But then again, Shetties are not stupid...

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

I believe you

[–] WatDabney@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Seems about right, though I'd note that if you have geese, the rooster doesn't even begin to compare for chaotic bastard.

[–] GimmeUrBelt@lemmy.today 3 points 35 minutes ago (1 children)

Geese can't cause you bodily harm. Roosters will straight up kill you.

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 3 points 22 minutes ago

Geese have the attitude, but not the weapons.

Roosters are all weapon.

[–] THE_GR8_MIKE@lemmy.world 1 points 37 minutes ago

I have called my cat all of these at various times. Wonderful.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca -4 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

A human family .... in this case the farmers family ... would also fit in all those categories

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 1 points 10 minutes ago

lol, including the 'big', given the few farmers I've known.

funny but not true, i knew nice farmers