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[–] Maultasche@lemmy.world 39 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] TechieDamien@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's kind of like the doctor in tactical breach wizards that shoots you to revive you instead of using medicine.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

The single most important character on the team.

Also the second most terrifying, after Pyro of course.

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 2 points 1 month ago

...I also need to drum up some business first.

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

As someone that once took a prescription that violently disagreed with my biology and general well-being, that sign is entirely appropriate.

[–] Frenchgeek@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Did your pharmacist happen to have a weird blindness when it comes to recognizing platypuses?

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

I don't know. I didn't think to ask.

...

What else should I be asking about? I usually just pay for the drugs and go.

[–] AlJones@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

what was the prescription if you dont mind me asking. currently got prescribed something recently and its not making me feel very good. lexapro.

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Otezla. It's relatively new(ish) and used for autoimmune stuff. Documentation said that some abdominal pain during the titration period was typical.

What I experienced was pretty consistent searing hot pain in my gut after the second day. Blood test would later confirm this to be my liver; my enzymes were all over the place. It was so bad, I didn't even get five days in.

[–] Kangae_Hishiryo@scribe.disroot.org 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

When your pharmacist suddenly starts liking Trump

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

p. ham. racist is an anagram for phramacist

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

as is c. ham. rapist

[–] Sergio@piefed.social 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"First, do harm."
-the hypocritical oath

[–] botbot@feddit.org 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Magnum@infosec.pub 2 points 1 month ago

I take 3 🍑

[–] BackFromTheDud@mas.to 2 points 1 month ago

@Return_of_Chippy That must be the one in Stevenage.

[–] arctanthrope@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

they should have some oxybutynin back there that would have prevented them from losing control of their P

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Oh no, it's Doofenschmertz again.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

this is what I call my decks in card games where you turn healing into enemy damage

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 1 points 1 month ago

Call 911 but not for me

[–] M33@piefed.world 1 points 1 month ago

Come to the dark side, we have Cough Drops, from doc Grievous.

[–] ParlimentOfDoom@piefed.zip 1 points 1 month ago

This was a boss character in a bonkers lit RPG I read once.

[–] assembly@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Reminds me of the NOFX song Oxymoronic.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

As I understand it that's just combat medics, you will be healed weather you like it or not. It's either that or when the healer gets a shotgun, used to love playing shotgun medic in Battlefield 4.

[–] mo_lave@reddthat.com 1 points 1 month ago

Be careful around harmonica players

[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Gut Re-arranger class