"Hey, mom, can we go to church again on Sunday? I like church."
this post was submitted on 22 May 2026
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Giggity.
Lossy compression.
Brilliant.
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What else could that even be?
Fake
noo pls i want a romantic DP church wedding
100%
Gay: only if the balls touch
DP
Double dildo?
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The art doesn’t fully represent the holey trinity
Technically there are 3 people involved in the maneuver
Yea the hole-y trinity
Are there only three? I count four in this chart. Three are ganging up on the one in the middle
Even in the chart it clearly shows that God is not a seperate entity. That seems to be the entire point of it in fact.
Here, let me illustrate:
Penis is not penis?
They are two seperate penises, in the sense that if you have a penis and your friend has a penis, when you jack yourself off, you are not automatically jacking off your friend.
Perhaps I should have labelled the chart better, but I do enjoy theological penis talk.
Definitely fake, unfortunately also straight
It’s okay when it’s in a three way
It’s not gay when it’s in a three way
When there’s a honey in the middle there’s some leeway
The area is grey in a one, two, three way
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What if we kissed under the threesome window? 👉👈
They kn...
...actually, nah. I don't think they knew in this case.
Someone knew
Someone possibly knew but couldn't admit they knew because they were worried it might be used to suggest they were impure.
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Come to our destination wedding. Everyone has to take the train.
Probably fake
All those comments calling it AI.
This one is old. Pre AI.
Amazing how we all just collectively forgot that Photoshop was a thing.
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I built that entire church and window myself
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