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[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 140 points 1 month ago (1 children)

STOP MAKING GHISLAINE MAXWELL LOOK HOT SHE'S MID

[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 59 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Pass, I have no desire to cosplay as a man responsible for the rape and murder of children.

[–] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 33 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

But, you can get wasted by SWAT over and over, that could be cathartic in its own way.

[–] ajmaxwell@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'd rather play as SWAT at that point

[–] areakode@riskeratspizza.com 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nah. ACAB. Dead Jeffrey is okay too.

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[–] voidsignal@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

better to mod the faces of all NPCs then

[–] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Epstein hoard survival mode built in GTA6 is a much better mod idea, good thought

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[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 53 points 1 month ago (8 children)

Why would people want to role play as them? Unless they're also terrible

[–] Asafum@lemmy.world 76 points 1 month ago (13 children)

My coworker outed himself as fucking awful. He was talking about the game and how he's so hyped about it and then says "they even have pride parades, so you know what I'm doing!" and makes a gesture of loading a shotgun...

I figured he was that kind of asshole but he never said anything that direct before.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 47 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Bruh why do we live amongst such monsters

[–] Frenchgeek@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 month ago

Capitalism actively rewards sociopathy.

[–] harambe69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Because your village's survival does not depend on them. Otherwise, they'd be culled/exiled long ago.

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[–] yakko@feddit.uk 19 points 1 month ago

So you were like "yeah can't wait, I hope it's also got food banks! Chk-chk! And daycares! Chk-chk! And churches! Chk-chk!

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago

Did you ask him if the game had mosques too, and what he would do with those?

Maybe the game should have a Jan 6th style mission.

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[–] sundray@lemmus.org 11 points 1 month ago

Asked and answered.

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Yeah. Epstein gameplay is not GTA-esque (obviously) but is actually "ride a plane and make phone calls simulator"

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[–] FishFace@piefed.social 10 points 1 month ago (5 children)

It's news to me that GTA protagonists are typically upstanding moral citizens... I haven't played GTA since 2, but I seem to remember going on mass killing sprees. Not to try and equate very different crimes but that's gotta be at least in the same area code as mass child sex trafficking and abuse...

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[–] nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

That is the point of le mémé imho.

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[–] zeroConnection@programming.dev 43 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 32 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

That dude who wanted pride flags removed from Spiderman. This is his mod. Epstein is his,favorite dude.

Not joking.

That's all very, very likely true.

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

the funny thing with that is all the mod did was change location to somewhere in the middle east, as thats how the game came out there

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[–] kurikai@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago (6 children)
[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If we're all lucky, he's in the briefcase.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago

You’d need a luggage set.

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[–] rethnor@lemmy.zip 29 points 1 month ago

Each gta is sort of like a cultural snapshot, I wouldn't be surprised if this sort of thing was in the base game.

[–] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 23 points 1 month ago

“Trump, you ain’t nothin’ but a buster”

[–] Electric_Druid@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] ArchsageRamases@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago
[–] OpenPassageways@lemmy.zip 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

One mission should include sneaking into the bathrooms to steal or copy the secret documents.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] mbp@slrpnk.net 48 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Anthony Bourdain and that girl from The Office

[–] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 9 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Almost though he was Epstein.

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[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 month ago

Seriously not Epstein and Ghislaine?

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago

Thanks.

And why?

[–] yilian@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 6 points 1 month ago

As long as I can shoot him. Repeatedly.

[–] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 5 points 1 month ago

Better mod would be freeguy

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

GTA 6 release, LOL.

[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Will the MOD include Russian SVR and Mossad agents gathering and stealing the data about Krasnov?

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