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"Guess it’s time to water-ma-lawn."

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[–] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 11 points 1 month ago

Sttrrreeeetttttcccccchhhhhhh...

[–] Apepollo11@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

What does a cantaloupe say when he sees an attractive honeydew?

"What a melon!"