Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 1 month ago by RegularJoe@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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It's the best thing for a hot dog.

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[–] sundray@lemmus.org 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Are you falling behind? Well, ketchup then!

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Chicagoan air strike is en route

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It should be applied with relish.

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

I'd think if your dog is too hot, you'd be better off making it a chili dog.

[–] Astronut@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 month ago

There’s three kinds of turds in this world. Mustard, Custard, and you ya big turd!……..run Brucey

[–] roofuskit@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

This joke is from Chicago.