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Vimy ridge 1916:

Captain! The Germans are preparing a major assault.

Right, so it's Tuesday then.

French and British troops look tense. Maps everywhere. Panic energy

Canadian section is sitting on a log eating rations

Allied troops: 'you're not concerned?'

Canadians: they can't be worse than the geese back home. (Continues eating)

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[–] shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works 46 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 6 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

No luck with then geese then?

[–] guywithadeathwish@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

Just the one goose actually

[–] lime@feddit.nu 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] v_krishna@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 month ago

There's a special place in heaven for animal lovers, that's what I always say.

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago

Hadn't seen this episode yet, but now I'm really looking forward to it haha. Thanks for this.

[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What kind of goose was the Canadian goose?

[–] McTavern@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Look almost identical to Canada geese. You can only tell by the different honks. They go "honk, eh?"

[–] CaptainParabola@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I 100% roll down the window and yell ASSHOLES at Canada geese.

[–] NottaLottaOcelot@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I went for my lunchtime walk at work today and encountered a family of Canada geese. I sprinted through them on the path flailing like a madwoman, because it was the only way to get back to work. To their credit, they just looked at me like I was insane, which was fairly accurate.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 1 points 4 weeks ago

This is a fucking amazing image

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 weeks ago

Must be nice

[–] DakRalter@thelemmy.club 1 points 4 weeks ago

Canada geese in my area are chill. I've been chased by an Egyptian goose in Hyde Park (I was filming at the time, but that video will never see the light of day). It's that one with the sticking out wing feather, it was there a year later, I wonder if it's still around? Have you seen their eyes? Proper Sith eyes. I've also been given a death stare by a greylag, because we were giving its juvenile scraps.

But Canada geese, very polite birds, never had a problem with them.