I'm concerned about the "milk" these people are drinking, because those are clearly bulls
this post was submitted on 26 May 2026
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I sure hope he doesn't get Munsoned out there!
Shush, the bulls are very happy
They're just dairy cows that haven't been dehorned.
I thought for the longest time female cows didn't have horns but they do in many species, the predominant dairy cow species included. Usually they get their horns removed when they're very young (weeks old).
Like, I got your joke, I just also thought for a long time only bulls had horns - I guess that's how it's portrayed in most of our media.
Huh, I carried the same assumption. TIL!
But bulls never have udders, like the ones in the image
That's true, I didn't even realize that!!
Well fuck maybe they are bulls then. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Black flag anarchism: you and the two cows have five minutes to plant the device and get out undetected.
You mean anarcho-nihilism?
Maybe but whats the point?
Anarcho-primitivism: The cows roam free. You and your tribe follow the herd, bringing with you only what you can carry on your back. When you need milk, you form a milking party with your tribe and catch a milking cow by chasing it until it's too exhausted to keep running.
Anarcho-feminism: bulls have the equal right to be milked
Anarcho-transhumanism — I actively endorse and force 'TRANSGENDER FOR EVERYONE' mantra on everyone. Plus you get cool robotic tail that can be used for grabbing and other stuff left for readers imagination.
Can I get extra thumbs too?
Yes
Count me in!
cows with guns
I really enjoy the Anarcho-Syndicalism one. Cows deserve unions, too!
Is anarcho syndicalism really craft unionism?
yes
Woof
Go vegan
If cows could union, they inmediatly join to the greens, forcing the farmers be collectivist to remove cows rights or be communist and stop milking cows
Only the one at the 3-o-clock position is anarchism in the first place; exploiting other beings for what their bodies produce is not anarchy.