this post was submitted on 26 May 2026
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[–] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 98 points 4 days ago (1 children)

At least finish it properly

[–] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 12 points 3 days ago

Lmao well done

[–] applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 50 points 4 days ago (5 children)

hot take, all genitals are sexy if they're attached to someone im into

[–] Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 20 points 4 days ago (2 children)

If my girl had a dick Im learning how to gwuak, thats all Im sayin

[–] SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 4 days ago

Aww, such a sweet thing to say!

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

I hope your girl gets the dick of her dreams for both of your sakes bro. ❤️

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 19 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I mean, it's not that hot of a take...

[–] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 1 points 3 days ago

samesies lol

[–] imadethis@fedinsfw.app 5 points 4 days ago

The happiest bit I can play with is the smile on their face, or their eyes, if I can make them close as they groan in pleasure. Genitals pale in comparison, but are a good place to 'access' those other regions.

[–] GhostFace@lemmy.today 5 points 4 days ago

Assuming they've been taken care of.

[–] gh0stb4tz@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago
[–] Peacock@lemmy.zip 23 points 4 days ago

They call it 'bumpin uglies' for a reason.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 22 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Same but for tits.

Like you just got those hanging out like you're trying to contain the flood from hurricane Katrina or something? Why are they so gigantic? Why do guys lose all the blood from their brain when they see them?

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a cute twink with a dick as thick and heavy it can be used for weight training 'umm uhhh um ggfsaerhiyvewvgtdf'

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Wait until they start spraying milk everywhere. What are you, a cow? Jesus, have a little self-respect.

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"Looks so weird"

-My first love right before giving her very first bj

[–] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Every lady I grew up with also thought this, but for whatever reason I never really had that experience. I don't know if I was already a little heathen at that age or what, but I remember 3 of us looking up pics on dial-up internet, my two friends going "Oh wow, it looks so weird!" "I think I'll just stick with girls honestly..." and I was over here like

"Haha, nice."

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

i'll be honest, I also thought the same the first time I was eating her out. Tho, I had my mouth too busy to coment on it

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

that is approximately the face i made, and a few years later i realized I'm a lesbian lol

[–] LadyButterfly@reddthat.com 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Fellow queer girl representing!

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 days ago

hell yeah 🏳️‍🌈

[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 8 points 4 days ago (2 children)

No one wants to see mine either.

[–] imadethis@fedinsfw.app 3 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I do, and if you're close enough for me to touch, I'll make sure you know that you're wanted.

[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] imadethis@fedinsfw.app 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I highly doubt you are my offspring. Quite illegal. Also, limits our options together.

[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] imadethis@fedinsfw.app 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Oooooh. Sorry, I'm a bit dense at times.

[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 5 points 4 days ago

That's alright.

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 1 points 4 days ago

o7

We need more heroes like you in the world.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 days ago