Dear nerd, whether you are as huge as you claim or not, as long as you're clean, I'll gladly blow you.
IWantYou
joined 2 months ago
Just did it again now.
Worked for me.
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I always wanted to try eating my own load but could never get up the courage when post nut clarity hit. I figured it would taste nice whatever if it was on a bit of chocolate, so I went to town on the back of a bar a little smaller and thinner than the one in your pic. Worked a treat, because I didn't want to leave a cum drenched chocolate bar in the food waste so I had to eat it whether I felt like it or not.
It was a bit weird, but it rid me of my inhibition about swallowing my load. Now I can eat it up whenever the mood takes me. It's better on its own, frankly, and tastes exactly like it smells, which I'm very pleased about because I have always liked the smell of my cum.
It's least messy when I make a kind of cup out of my fingers to cum into and then tip it off the end of my fingers into my mouth.
I laughed too loud.
Bi here. If I had a portal gun, doppleganger maker or time machine, I would definitely be giving myself blowjobs and plenty of sex.
After all, it was my own cock that led me to an interest in other people's cocks and experimenting with my own bum that first made me realise that I would like someone's penis inside it.
A combination of blowing and rubbing would be faster.