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I first read it as "enchanted" and for a fleeting moment I was in a world of magical swimmers until I read further and realised what it actually was. It was just like when I first came across "fantasy football" and thought it was about orcs and wizards playing American football.
We need a Blood Bowl of swimming.
I want to live in the world as you imagine it.
I dunno man, blood bowl is insanely brutal
Isn't that water polo?
I was thinking of magic speed boosts and magical hindrance to your opponents in a swim race but if there's a board game version of water polo you can clock people in the head and cast magic I'll take that too lol
The only enhancement he used (but everyone else on the pool was using it too) was a swimming suit so efficient, that it got eventually banned by the IOC for being deemed an unfair advantage. Also, most of the "enhanced" competitors were just returning from retirement, there's only so much you can compensate with steroids.
Oh, and furthermore: jacking up a la Broly is actually a terrible idea for swimming specifically, because the extra bulging muscle is actually inefficient for hydrodynamic drag.
Yeah.... I think probably the only real ped that would be useful would be something like blood doping in between races for better recovery?
But aren't we talking about so little time that a little boost of energy could help you win?
Yes, generally, but at a certain point, the amount of energy gained from sheer muscle is unfortunately negated by the amount of drag from the muscle's additional volume. That's why most swimmers are relatively lean, with good core muscles.
I'm talking more of a speed type substance, not muscle gain.
Its ok to just write meth you know
I'm not sure if they allow actually illegal substances in the Enhanced Games, though
Yeah, an energy boosting substance should be more apt for quick sprints. Again, as I mentioned above, most of the "enhanced" athletes are coming back from retirement - giving 120% from a degraded muscle can (and here, did) give less of a payback than giving 100% from a muscle in its prime.
Drugs can't compensate for skill and technique.
...this isn't a weird green text meme?
Holy fuck, the Enhanced Games are real? And looking into it, it's backed by Donald Trump Jr and Peter Thiel.
Holy fuck actual dystopian future
He was just doped up on exercise and high on life. Gonna need an asterisk next to that win.
And his name is literally Armstrong. Nominative determinism smh.
What in the Andrew Ryan is the fucken "enhanced games"?!
The newest "circus" that American Billionaires are using to distract the masses.
Sounds like the Arcadion raid series in FFXIV. Just with significantly less corporate espionage and regenerating ancient lizard.