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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] orenj@leminal.space 6 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

BYU as in the university in Utah. Probably mormons fucking eachothers armpits. Whatever gets them off I guess, but they really ought to take their sexual hygiene more seriously.

[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 15 points 2 hours ago

Freaky Mormons coming up with any kinda premarital sex acts besides PIV.

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 5 points 2 hours ago

What are armpit lice? Pubic lice can live in a lot of body hair, including armpit hair and eyelashes.

[–] sepi@piefed.social 17 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I'm not uptight enough to figure this out. How do you get crabs on your armpit? Are people like putting dicks in armpits or armpit scissoring?

[–] pageflight@piefed.social 22 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Seems easier to blame shared or closely stored towels?

Cleveland Clinic explains:

You can get pubic lice anytime your hair comes in contact with another person’s infested hair. Most commonly, this happens during sexual intercourse. In rare instances, you can get it by sharing personal items like towels or sheets with someone who has pubic lice.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 11 points 3 hours ago

you can get it by sharing personal items like towels or sheets with someone who has pubic lice.

Thank you, I’m sufficiently grossed out for the day.