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[–] Murse@slrpnk.net 81 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hawaska left off the map again.

[–] protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

**Puergin Islico

[–] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 49 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You missed a letter in "Idiota."

[–] somethingsnappy@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

If it just dipped down to DC you're spot on.

[–] aburrito@sh.itjust.works 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Just as always gerrymandering in Floxas giving them disproportionate amount of power in representation smh

[–] db2@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

The line above them is just showing where to cut, Bugs Bunny style.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Everything is bigger in Floxas 😏

[–] cmbabul@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 month ago

Flexes would’ve made this joke even better

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

Including the economy. Access to the Atlantic, exclusive access to the Gulf of Mexico, and controlling almost all access to Mexico would mean its economy was much bigger than Arizama.

[–] Doomsider@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Perfect only if each border is also a giant border wall with guards. That way Missarado will be the most immigrant free place in the world.

Of course every American citizen is presumed immigrant unless they have the seven required identification documents on their person at all times as outlined in the 28th and 30th Amendment.

[–] hateisreality@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Way too much importance given to useless flyover states,

[–] Ava@piefed.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 month ago

These will all be football fields in the year 17776.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Now commenters can severely narrow down their location for randos voluntarily by saying something like "I don't want to live in floxas" or whatever.

[–] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I don't want to live in Alaskrida.

[–] Daxter101@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago

"I don't want to live in the USA"

[–] dan69@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Are these the original 13 colonies I keep hearing about ??

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

It'd make more sense to do it vertically, I reckon.

I had Floxas once, but a round of antibiotics and a high-fibre diet fixed it right up.

[–] somethingsnappy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Uh, no. Maybe similar amount of nonsense, parder.

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 month ago

It has been too long without state border restructuring. It's time to make some adjustments!

[–] StillAlive@piefed.world 6 points 1 month ago

Nebrinia sounds like a syrup for sleep disorder.

[–] ashenone@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago

I fuck with maintana

[–] darkmogool@feddit.org 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

washconsin sound linke something arozama would like to do

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

13 again, and flag-accurate (assuming Hawaii is part of Floxas and Alaska part of Maintana). Why print maps on flags (Cyprus, UN etc.) when altering the map to a more flag-friendly design is an option?

[–] yesman@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

This is still more rational than the original Senate, and the modern Senate.

That first one seems like it would be a high maintana-nce state.

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

San Diego would be part of Arizona?

The Zonies would like that.

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 4 points 1 month ago

Looks like it was written in Esperanto.

[–] nonfuinoncuro@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago

thanks i hate it

[–] mech@feddit.org 4 points 1 month ago

It's missing Hawaska

[–] kossa@feddit.org 3 points 1 month ago

Missorado just this mythical place, where you find unheard troves of misery.

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

This is Delsylvansey erasure!

[–] zxqwas@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Country roads, take me home to... ???

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The plaaaace...Washoregingtooooon...

[–] bold_omi@lemmy.today 3 points 1 month ago

Then get rid of Floxas, and we're mostly good. /j

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

What time is it in Washconsin?

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

Maybe it would give Floxas enough sway to finally secede and live out their wildest fantasy of becoming the worst place on earth

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

This would be soooo coooooooool

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 1 month ago

It's not fair enough. They all need to border Canada and Mexico, not just have access to both coasts.

[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Yeah... I also saw Man in the High Castle.