Hawaska left off the map again.
this post was submitted on 31 May 2026
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puerto rico too
**Puergin Islico
You missed a letter in "Idiota."
If it just dipped down to DC you're spot on.
Just as always gerrymandering in Floxas giving them disproportionate amount of power in representation smh
The line above them is just showing where to cut, Bugs Bunny style.
Everything is bigger in Floxas 😏
Flexes would’ve made this joke even better
Including the economy. Access to the Atlantic, exclusive access to the Gulf of Mexico, and controlling almost all access to Mexico would mean its economy was much bigger than Arizama.
Perfect only if each border is also a giant border wall with guards. That way Missarado will be the most immigrant free place in the world.
Of course every American citizen is presumed immigrant unless they have the seven required identification documents on their person at all times as outlined in the 28th and 30th Amendment.
Way too much importance given to useless flyover states,
These will all be football fields in the year 17776.
Now commenters can severely narrow down their location for randos voluntarily by saying something like "I don't want to live in floxas" or whatever.
I don't want to live in Alaskrida.
"I don't want to live in the USA"
Are these the original 13 colonies I keep hearing about ??
It'd make more sense to do it vertically, I reckon.
I had Floxas once, but a round of antibiotics and a high-fibre diet fixed it right up.
Uh, no. Maybe similar amount of nonsense, parder.
It has been too long without state border restructuring. It's time to make some adjustments!
Nebrinia sounds like a syrup for sleep disorder.
I fuck with maintana
washconsin sound linke something arozama would like to do
13 again, and flag-accurate (assuming Hawaii is part of Floxas and Alaska part of Maintana). Why print maps on flags (Cyprus, UN etc.) when altering the map to a more flag-friendly design is an option?
This is still more rational than the original Senate, and the modern Senate.
That first one seems like it would be a high maintana-nce state.
San Diego would be part of Arizona?
The Zonies would like that.
Looks like it was written in Esperanto.
thanks i hate it
It's missing Hawaska
Missorado just this mythical place, where you find unheard troves of misery.
This is Delsylvansey erasure!
Country roads, take me home to... ???
The plaaaace...Washoregingtooooon...
Then get rid of Floxas, and we're mostly good. /j
What time is it in Washconsin?
Maybe it would give Floxas enough sway to finally secede and live out their wildest fantasy of becoming the worst place on earth
This would be soooo coooooooool
It's not fair enough. They all need to border Canada and Mexico, not just have access to both coasts.
Yeah... I also saw Man in the High Castle.