So he can't do it?
this post was submitted on 01 Jun 2026
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He's more of a wine kinda guy.
I wonder if he'd be willing to do beer. A fancy IPA or stout, I wouldn't bother him for cheap swill.
Fuck that. A lake of lager for me! I don't want to get accustomed to fancy stuff.
A lake of lager! A mere of mead! A pond of pop! Enough beer to put a boat on!
Is God willing to prevent a shortage of Baja Blast, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh a shortage of Baja Blast?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?
G-Man, J-Man. What is next ? H-Man ?
A man that does heroin? A man that is a horse? Both?
G-man Jesus. That could be funny.
Actually I could see Trump using that.
The only thing I drink is Baja Blast and I’m so healthy I lay these twice a week.
Care to elaborate?
Oh God I saw that on Reddit a few years ago. I think it's a huge fucking kidney stone
That is the second largest thing I've ever seen come out a pee hole
What the fuck was the largest???
foley bulb that refused to deflate. which was probably a titch softer than this
if you don't know what that first sentence means, don't go looking for the information.
That reminds me to add some lemon juice to my water.
I’m so glad I stopped drinking soda before Baja blast was available in stores and that I’m not the ”only drinks wine” kinda gay guy (just cause it’s so expensive).
Although bourbon can’t be much of a diet…
Wine isn't just for the gays.
Of course— and I love wine! But in my decades of gayery, there are, ya know, those gays who make it all about “oh what wine are you drinking?”
When all you wanna do is catch a buzz and relax. Like, why does having a drink have to be so much work? Bitch, let me relax!
Maybe I can smell your wine from here and I want to know where to get some
yeah dude it sucks. well most of the time it sucks, hardly anyone pays attention to making and eating good food.
also you know how jesus did one of those 40 day fasts in the bibble? mine was from january to april. it was like 120 days. Because the poop was coming out in so many directions and my doctors needed a break as much as i did. After a month of no food you can smell crunchiness. Anyways you've inspired me to start a cult where everyone calls me Triple Jesus tho and that's something.
"so you're saying you're not saying you can't, you're saying you won't. I'm saying you can't."
Eat it in one bite coward
Only Crystal Pepsi for you.
If I did hilarious that Gary Gygax came up with a better way of maintaining your worshipers' loyalty and behavior than so-called real gods ever did.
Welp, fuck your 10 commandments. Commence Operation Soda Steal!