Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 1 day ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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So I turned it into wine

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[–] testfactor@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago

Not as much a dad joke, but a similar joke by Emo Phillips that always makes me chuckle:

I found a wallet on the street with $100 in it. I was going to keep it, rather than return it, but then I thought, "how would I feel?"

And then I realized. I would want... to be taught a lesson.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

He'd be mystified by the piece of paper with strange symbols on it.