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Ok...I'm doing something...and I picked a meme. 42% of people won't read this, approximately. Everybody is a stimulus-rsponse machine. Until they choose not to be. In this essay about how the reality of worchestershire spelled from memory is the same as...fuck I got an extra "h" in there...

But like, fuck, dude. I'm not drunk. I had two beers, as God GOADED me to do. I'm not good enough for a last temptation, cuz I have logos in regards to understanding the benefits to espirichemicalanilia, as it relates to the basic human condition.

What you say is not what's heard. You speak through the Father. It's Server, Client, Holy Internet. The Server is the Ālaya-vijñāna, the Buddhists call it. The storehouse consciousness. And all you and all else is defined by entanglements that will be reconciled.

So what you say doesn't matter. It's what you intend to say, and your skillfulness in saying it. The unskillful throughout history have died. The bad intentioned throughout history have died. Strange. It's like morality is a skill.

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[–] Footer1998@crazypeople.online 4 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

The bad intentioned throughout history have died.

i fucking wish. evil never dies

[–] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world 0 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

No, it's just new evil. Individual evil doesn't last long, unless their pretending to be evil because they're a cop, like Trump. And he is a piece of shit; that's why it's so effective.

New evil happens like clockwork. One person is an idoltarer. They can fake looking good but are really bad. They teach their kids, and they teach their kids. Now you have someone who sounds and looka as good as can be, but they have a child chained under their bed.

[–] Footer1998@crazypeople.online 2 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

i have no idea what you're talking about, but henry kissinger lived to 100, ronald reagan lived to 93, margaret thatcher lived to 87, all died of old age.

this world is absolutely overflowing with evil people outlasting good people

[–] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world 0 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Ok, tell me about their children. That's a blip on the radar. We have individuals. Our culture prevents dynasties of evil. Or did you not ever think of that? 90% of the world is good. These people live in your head. They're not even alive anymore? Does Cain still have to pay his debt. He has, in chains. But history doesn't understand what good and evil are. It's jist balancing out the equation, now more so that ever. Used to be you could kill a person and live to 90 never having paid your debt, overtly. Now I can't steal a box of Offbrand Walmart Benadryl without getting on the news. Is that bad? Stealing from Walmart? What even is good or bad? The world isn't made of moments; it's cohesive. To push someone is bad but to push someone out of the way of a bus is good. You didn't mention Trump. Sometimes a bad leader is needed, for the culture. So kids grow up right, fighting the good fight. Do you know you are a product of your choices. What would you choose to do in a perfect world? Would you keep fighting? There's no need. What make you fight me now? You seem adament. Would you be this adament if nothing mattered being right or wrong? Would you ever write? Or would you ChatGPT everything? Prolly already do.

[–] Footer1998@crazypeople.online 2 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

i have no idea what you're yapping about tbh but it sounds like you should take your meds

[–] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world 0 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Oh, I thought I saying things because you're trying to grow. I am. Always. Boy can't even be bothered to teach his truth. Truth obviously can't be that meaningful. But that's just one degree of difference. Wat due eye meme bi dat?

I don't speak for me you fool

Maybe stop playing with tool

Defining self by how one sin

Learn to speak so 'u can win

You hold opinion, do you not

Then yu should b sayin a lot

But the boy knows hes loser

His battles - Pick n chooser

I am the easiest you can hit

So why do u choose 2b shit

[–] Footer1998@crazypeople.online 3 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

you're coming across as quite schizophrenic, i don't say that to be insulting, it just seems like what you're writing is detached from reality

[–] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world 0 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

No I'm coming off as a skilled righter, but I see it's futile to speak to you because you're not even perceiving the world with your eyes; you perceive with your mind. I'm schizophrenic? Oh, so I'm a label, not a human being. You're prejudiced, with poor reading comprehension and capacity to determine reality for yourself. That last comment had me speak in three different manners. A perfect being is one which can be any being as needed. I can be an idiot. I can teach you about polyplexic axiomatic systems defined by topological matrix. The topic was good and evil. I asked, let's do this simply, I asked what good and evil are. What are they?

[–] Footer1998@crazypeople.online 2 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

look, i'm a big fan of foucault, so i'm not trying to label you, or diminish you in any way, i'm just saying that what you're writing is so all over the place that whatever your point is, it's unclear and confusing. it seems like the writings of someone with psychosis in my experience, as someone who has experienced psychosis.

i'm not interested in a debate about the nature of good and evil, all i'm saying is, for me, evil is when you do stuff that hurts people for selfish reasons, and evil people are extremely successful in our world, and i believe that is self-evident.

if you disagree, that's your prerogative, but i'm not going to get into it with you

[–] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Evil people are extremely well used in this world because the battle is won, silly. "The men in hats" let this happen, and fed him true and false information, for counterintelligence purposes.

[–] Footer1998@crazypeople.online 2 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

please take your meds

[–] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Please accept other human beings unconditionally

[–] Footer1998@crazypeople.online 1 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

i do, i love and accept and cherish you, but you might be happier if you weren't experiencing psychosis. it's your choice, and i will always fight for your right to choose, but personally i recommend taking the anti-psychotics.

[–] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Bro, I am. Your prejudiced because I can't be anything by in psychosis in your eyes. I'm a skilled righter; I write and perform for my educational art project where I teach philosophy, spirituality, and mental health skills. You encountered a stranger. You said to yourself "this person is X." Now, no matter what I say, I must be your perception of X. That's prejudice. I'm weird, yes. But you dismiss me because I'm black, essentially, in spirit.

[–] Footer1998@crazypeople.online 3 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

okay, that's good! i'm not dismissing you at all, it isn't anything to do with you personally, it's just that your writing was too confusing for me to deal with. i could exert a bunch of energy to try and figure out what you're talking about between your typing quirks, biblical references and analogies to things i don't even know what they are, I could ask you about them, and if I knew you better i probably would, but i don't know you, i give you the same amount of energy and attention i'd give any random internet commenter. in fact i have given you disproportionately way more of my time and energy than i have pretty much anyone else in the last month

i'm weird too, and i love weird people, but i dont know if you're a nazi or if you're a good guy or whatever, you're acting like i owe you the time of day and i do not. i just clocked that you write the way i think when i'm stressed and i wanted to encourage you to take your meds because i know that helps. there's nothing deeper there.

much love & solidarity forever.

[–] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

I get the comment "take your meds" 50k+ times a month. It is triggering, being dismissed so readily. I give a lot of energy to many people all the time, so I don't know what "normal" is.

[–] SippyCup@lemmy.world 10 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Did you uh... Mix anything with those beer, guy?

Like six shots of tequila?

Or cocaine?

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 9 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

All this guy's posts are like this. It's like quasi-religious schizophrenic word salad.

In other words, painfully reminiscent of my journals from my mid-twenties...

[–] SippyCup@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Holy shit you're not kidding.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 2 points 7 hours ago

Yeah, the memes are generally irrelevant and just there to lure people in, which he openly states in condescending ways sometimes.

Like, "you braindead zombies are too braindead to read my genius takes so I need to lure you in with braindead memes to spread my gospel." (Paraphrasing, but that's the gist)

[–] UniversalBasicJustice@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 22 hours ago

I was thinking ayahuasca without a shaman.

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 5 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Washyoursister sauce?

[–] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago

I would do that twice a day if I could

[–] Eat_Your_Paisley@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago

The first time I heard this was in one of Liam's videos and it still.makes me smile

[–] jlow@slrpnk.net 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Woooooostersheeer?

[–] olafurp@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

Wus-ter-sure

[–] applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 17 hours ago

wooster sure?

[–] leraje@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 points 22 hours ago

Its really not hard.

wuss-tur-shur.

[–] kieron115@startrek.website 2 points 22 hours ago

"whatsthisshitfor"

[–] Chozo@fedia.io 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's pronounced "wuh-stir".

Also, drink some water, OP.

[–] cattywampas@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Close. It's wuh-stir-shirr.

[–] UndergroundParking@lemmy.cafe 4 points 1 day ago

Wostasha.

[–] dubyakay@lemmy.ca 1 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

In order to gain something, you have to learn to let go first.

[–] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

I've been getting banned on the internet for eleven years now, and I ain't gained shit...except for a heightened and enhanced ability to be a skilled righter, therapist, educator, cop, juggler, topologist, occultist, poemer, but I'm definitely not a cop.