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[–] LoafedBurrito@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I always laugh seeing how much they shrink the packaging every year. Some of these packs have like 10 Oreos in them.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 days ago

I know, and I hate it to the core, but I have considered that they might actually be inadvertently helping humanity (at least in the US).

[–] wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

WE DONE DID. THE GOOD COOKIE. THAT EVERYBODY LIKE. AND NOW, WE GET TO GO HOME

[–] redhorsejacket@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Thank you so much for validating my brain rot. This was my immediate thought as well.

[–] wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Marketing: "...Labor day oreos, arbor day oreos, made with real wood"

CEO:

[–] normalexit@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

i wish people would only take dark mode screenshots of Twitter. Or just provide the text.

[–] ZeroCool@lemmy.ca 78 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] moondoggie@lemmy.world 52 points 3 days ago (1 children)

“You are a babbling fool and we have built a temple to madness.”

[–] reddfugee@lemmy.world 29 points 3 days ago (1 children)

We done made the good cookie that everybody like, and now we get to go home!

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 28 points 3 days ago (3 children)
[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Oh Brennan....sure going to miss that guy.

[–] moondoggie@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago

At least now I’ll be able to outfit my current American Girl dolls with some proper shoes instead of the current garbage out there.

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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 36 points 3 days ago (4 children)

I want a Gwyneth Paltrow vagina flavored Oreo.

[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 37 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I’m thinking you probably don’t

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 17 points 3 days ago (2 children)

It sounds way too goopy tbh

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[–] HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 days ago

"Oooo what flavor are these Oreos?"

"Rainbow....."

"Ooohhhh yum gimme"

"....trout."

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[–] djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 3 days ago (7 children)

At my office, we've been trying every varietal that Oreo has released and we've been tracking our thoughts on them in a spreadsheet. Tbh, there's been some pretty vile ones, like the Coca-Cola Oreos and the Sour Patch Kids Oreos, but every now and again they do actually drop a banger like the Blueberry Pie Oreos.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I find that the freaky Oreo varieties taste great with the first one, but the more you eat the weirder they seem, until by the end of the bag they're certified nightmare fuel. The Apple Pie a la Mode variety is exactly like this. TBF sometimes I eat the entire bag in 10 minutes, so that might be part of the problem.

[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Apple Pie especially was bad for this, the first one was like "wow they nailed that!" and then 2-24 were like "what the fuck is this now"

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[–] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 days ago

Lemon thin Oreos are bussin

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[–] Alteon@lemmy.world 27 points 3 days ago (5 children)

They taste like Selena Gomez. What do you mean what are they? You act like this is complicated. I mean it says right there in the outside of the cookie tray wrapper. They've been putting the flavors in the outside for 30+ years. They wouldn't just change it up on a random whim.

[–] Test_Tickles@lemmy.world 26 points 3 days ago

Selena falls into mixer during tour of factory.

Worker races to turn off machine to save her.

Oreo PR person stops them: "Wait. I think I know how to turn this disaster into a gold mine."

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[–] slakje@piefed.social 31 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Even though I try to avoid processed snacks, the weird novelty flavors are what tempt me. I support innovation in food :D

[–] Bbbbbbbbbbb@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I also avoid all these junk foods as much as I can, but I also realize i can inject a whole lot of joy and excitement in my life by buying these weird novelty flavors I likely wont enjoy, but thats not what matters. Its the hype.

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[–] robocall@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago (8 children)
[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (4 children)

What do Selena Gomez-flavored Oreos even taste like?

[–] ferrule@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 days ago (13 children)
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[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 days ago

Always interested in the latest food chemistry trends, but these things aren't cheap.

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.ca 19 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I posted this when I first saw them, and people in the comments said they're like the Mexican hot chocolate, with some cinnamon and spice. Apparently they're pretty good.

[–] MassiveSquid@lemmy.ca 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

They’re delicious and I hate myself for liking them.

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[–] dditty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago

How could horchata Oreos be anything but delicious?

[–] MashedTech@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago
[–] OrdealOfATraveler@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

really good, tastes like cinimon roll skeet

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