Raccoons are too cool to be Feds.
It’s the “birds” you have to watch out for.
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A collection of some classic Lemmy memes for your enjoyment
Raccoons are too cool to be Feds.
It’s the “birds” you have to watch out for.
Bro, I am the birds
Honestly, both are on the payroll.
I am the payroll and the infernal taco from Little Caesars. Both. Don't get any ideas.
Ok grandpa, I think it’s nap time now. I’ll put on your stories for you
I put dogs in the ass of sailors back when you were just cthudging your mother's flamourous cunt. You pidgeon-holed little turkey wither. Go back to gramma. She's got a dog for you. Solvent green is flavors of the Irish.
There's an infernal taco at little scissors? Sorry dude I got all the ideas right now.
I'm scissor your little sister, if you'd let me, which is obviously a joke about cannibalism, which is a sport I'm quite good at.
Mine would be reversed. I'm such a light weight
I am orthogonally relative to my own hide, chthlogically speaking, of course. You eat dog?
I heard they only eat updog...
What's down dicking then?
Same, and I've been smoking a long long time. Weed these days is too strong.
Good meme. But also maybe take the meme’s advice and take it easy on the weed
I am the spoon
You are too big
No, I just frequently bleed from the anus. I am quite good at it. Like half a liter a day, I could do. According to "science." Stupid bimbalasts as the righteous Christ did speak with authority to say nothing.
I don't even know how the repolds work as the system recongenisizing itself has nine one six over two, and that's even to keep me outta jail, I think.
No don't you're fun op
Will you prove that for me?
The cult not a cult? You have a story you'd like to share because I am all ear

My cult is an educational (f)art project where I teach philosophy, spirituality, and mental health skills plus some other stuff that's good to know to help people heal and self-actualize. Also seperate the wheat from the weeds. Also, incriminate myself left n right, for some reason.
I'm not sure if I've had too much weed or you have (I grabbed some live resin the other day and the damn shit ass pretty cat stole it in the middle of the night. She let out the same "mighty roar" she does when she is hunting bras so I didn't think much about it. Look how smug she looks. But it's probably me) but I'm only following about half of what you said/typed.

Fucking shit ass cat stealing my weed.
The purpose of the sacrament is to see life from a different angle. I've abused tf outta drugs, but I'm doing alright now. I fucked up last night with Benadryl because I have literally no one but liars in my corner, but you should be more careful with your weed. Your cat is cute, but you're corrupting him from his previous trajectory of working eight hours a day, five days a week as a dishwasher.
The cult I was taken advantage of by was a different thing, as was my sex cult built around incestuous necrophilia. Different still is the cult my aunt was in
Not good enough God says! Gotta go higher! Gotta go farther! Gotta be faster! Every day of my life is not good enough AND THE MAN WHO DID THIS TO ME IS TOO GOOD TO TALK TO HIS OWN SON. But be sure to collect $200 when you pass Go. Wouldn't want you to care or anything.
Not good enough for the mental health sub. Heh. Cuz I stated my sexuality in a skillful, conscious manner to teach broader concepts that everyone should know, and I called the sub a buncha Nazis, which was a prophecy that came true!
Weird how evil small communities can become. What's that going to look like in trn years, I wonder? They wonder. They wonder why tf you're in charge of a prominent community. Maxwell house mother fuckers. That's where your "par" is.
My suggestion would be to lay off the meth
Been three years bro
Flashback?
No I'm just like this. I got upset because the decentralized autonomous organization of secret police described the the New Testament goaded me into realizing I can network with this virtuous grisettes working as cashier every morning, and it pissed me off because [complicated trauma]. So I did my art to process the emotions. Would you read something of me in a better headspace for writing? It's a lotta emotions at once, y'see. But I'm a skilled righter and performance fartist and I do this for me as much as other people because the occasional person gets caught in a whirlpool and goes digging and learns a lot because this is my educational art project.