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[–] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 6 points 35 minutes ago

Run away Babe. Run away.

[–] Steve@startrek.website 5 points 40 minutes ago

This is upsetting in several ways.

[–] iamericandre@lemmy.world 15 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

I wish I had 15k in my checking account

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 12 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Gotta stop with the avo toast and Starbucks, then you'll be there in a matter of weeks.

[–] coolie4@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

$15k, even if you have it, is way too much to leave sitting in a checking account. At the very least invest it in something with high liquidity like the VOO

[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 5 points 52 minutes ago* (last edited 48 minutes ago) (1 children)

I'm convinced any excess I get my house or car know about and conspire to drain it as fast as possible. They'll fail even when they worked completely fine before I had that money.

Looks like you got a nice $2k bonus... be a shame if this radiator suddenly burst and even the mechanics can't explain why. Must have been a factory defect.

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 3 points 44 minutes ago

You gotta spend it as fast as possible before it can get sapped away.

Savings and investments are for born winners. The rest of us gotta grab what we can when we can.

[–] lauha@lemmy.world 3 points 41 minutes ago

Invest in AI!!

[–] homes@piefed.world 33 points 3 hours ago

Sorry, honey, I just wanted to make breakfast

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 6 points 2 hours ago

Soon to be ~~Crash~~GitHub Copilot users too.

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

'Cause if you like it, then you should've put a ring buffer on it

[–] wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

She doesn't offer the trench run unless you've ringed at least one AT-AT first.