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[–] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 79 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Petros was a nickname, meaning “Rock.” So he was known as “Simon ‘The Rock’”

A photo of Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson raising an eyebrow

“You are known as “The Rock,” and this is the Rock that I will build my community upon.”

— Jesus to Simon

[–] Visstix@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

Not to be confused with Simon Honeydew, the man who digs the holes.

[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

"Do you smell what the Rock is communitying, Lord?!"

[–] Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works 36 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That screen name was taken, no duplicates allowed. It was either Peter or XxXSimon67420XxX

[–] Bratosch@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Personally, I'd take the latter

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Well the first thing he said to them was "I will make you fishers of men", so he wanted them to get used to changing identities.

[–] Rothe@piefed.social 20 points 2 weeks ago

First rule of cults is that you will get a new name to make you forget your old life.

[–] NABDad@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago

Jesus just couldn't remember names.

"Uhm, hey there, uh... Rocky, yeah I call you the Rock because...um... You're going to be the rock I build my church on! Yeah, that's it."

"Hey you, uh... Stinky."

"My name's Andrew."

"Yeah, right, Stinky. Note this down. This dude over here is The Rock. Nicknames for everyone!"

[–] cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Not religious, can someone explain this?

[–] edwardbear@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

In The Bible, Simon is introduced literally like that.

“Simon who is called Peter”

[–] cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago

Ah, that makes sense.

[–] CallMeButtLove@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

I miss the dankchristianmemes subreddit lol

[–] IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf 3 points 2 weeks ago

Cephas, or Rock

[–] AlteredEgo@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Simon the Petrifier. A key acolyte of who's sorcerers talent Jesus planned to use to devastate the roman Legions.

I really wish there was more badass fantasy stories based on the Bible lol

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

There really could be, if we approached it in media like we do Greek/Roman or Egyptian mythology.