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[–] slowmolaggins@thelemmy.club 184 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (21 children)

This was in California. My American history teacher was a confederate defender. Marked it partial credit to say the Civil War was fought over slavery. Full credit for the answer "states rights." Fully wrong when I said "states rights for its citizens to own people like property." His ignorance was astounding even to my 17 year old self. When I recognized the joke I was dealing with, I treated the class like a joke.

Mr. Angle, I remember you and your bullshit.

[–] SpezCanLigmaBalls@lemmy.world 52 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I mean bros last name was Angle. He was destined for failure

[–] cmbabul@slrpnk.net 16 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] Phantaloons@piefed.zip 9 points 1 day ago

He bent the other direction.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 day ago

Lookie here, it's just the way the cookie tear

Prepare to be hurt and mangled, like Kurt Angle: rookie year

[–] Zombie@feddit.uk 30 points 2 days ago

Mr Angle sounds obtuse

[–] callyral@pawb.social 14 points 2 days ago

I guess his perspective on history was at a wrong "Angle" haha

[–] rapchee@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

did the news write it as "angel"? or is that a british thing

[–] orbitz@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago

Probably a tiny town thing when that happens,wiith some dude that looked like Bond owning the grocery store. Hah like anyone that could play Bond just owning a store in a small town staffed with the Mountain, just having a laugh now. Next thing I'll hear is the angel dude is Scotty....did look like a lovely town mind you. I could go for a Cornetto. Think it was pretty similar to what my dad used to buy me as a treat growing up in Canada many many moons ago now.

[–] Tetragrade@leminal.space 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Morning Angle

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[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 167 points 2 days ago (7 children)

All the conservative ones go to teach in the south.

Source: grew up being taught history in the south, including that the civil war wasn’t over slavery.

[–] zbyte64@awful.systems 116 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Ahh, so they didn't study history

[–] massacre@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

OP already said they were conservative

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 53 points 2 days ago (1 children)

With cuts to funding and training, few teachers in the south actually studied the subjects they teach. Or education for that matter.

My source is that I pulled it out of my ass based on shit I read online, though.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

My AP chemistry teacher (in suburban Atlanta) had a doctorate... in divinity or some shit like that, not chemistry. Pretty sure she still got the extra salary they gave to teachers with Ph.D's, though.

She wasn't actually bad at the subject matter, though, but her "classroom manner" wasn't the best. My most vivid memory of her was her yelling "whaddya, stupid?!" in a thick Boston (or NYC?) accent at a student who answered a question particularly egregiously wrong.

[–] Soupbreaker@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I recall a junior high school science teacher in suburban Houston telling us that if you sneeze three times and nobody blesses you, the devil takes your soul. I guess it could have been tongue-in-cheek; it's been a long time. But, having never heard it before, it always struck me as a strange thing for a science teacher to say.

[–] TerdFerguson@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Yes, it sounds correct to me.

I'll say "Bless you" twice. After that, you can fucking go to hell.

[–] BooBees@fedinsfw.app 33 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I’m in the south. My history teachers were actually track coaches, football coaches, gym teachers. One of my literature teachers was a wrestling coach.

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

In the south, teachers have second jobs as teachers.

[–] Droechai@piefed.blahaj.zone 29 points 2 days ago (2 children)

The civil war was about who was supposed to govern the area. It was very slow burning, but the snapphanar was more like a militia than ordinary bandits. Now they probably would be classified as terrorists. Ive never heard anyone say it was about slavery, afaik there where no conflict between the south, the swedes nor the danes about slavery.

Or did you mean another civil war?

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 46 points 2 days ago (1 children)

C'mon, don't be obtuse. You know full well that they're referring to The Third Servile War of the Roman Republic, 73-71 BCE, led by Spartacus.

[–] mrmisses@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Ooo that was my favorite

[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 days ago

Congrats on managing to figure it out by the end 👍

Yup. (Formerly) Southern professor. Some of them infect the college level with their bullshit.

[–] waterbird@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

can confirm. i graduated in the late aughts and was taught (by my ap us history teacher no less) that the civil war was absolutely not about slavery. He did the whole ‘it was about state’s rights!!’ thing.

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

the civil war wasn’t over ~~slavery.~~

They were kind of right.

[–] Lyrl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 days ago

I grew up in Texas and was taught the American Civil War was over slavery, and my husband grew up in Iowa and was taught that war was over state's rights. This was thirty years ago, but at least then the narrative split didn't have any neat north/south distribution.

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[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 27 points 1 day ago

I audited a history class just for fun because I love it so much. What an awesome instructor. We were studying the American colonies, reading American Colonies: The Settling of North America. The professor had been a freedom fighter in Nicaragua. He talked about the looming threat of the USA in Latin America. I loved him. I imagine half of other students didn't care, but I was so happy.

[–] fruitycoder@sh.itjust.works 63 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Honestly very much not my experience unfortunately. It's amazing how many "dudes into hisstory" are swept in by most stories generals and dictators told people about themselves.

Like yeah was the Slaver general really a "good Christian man", no he was an asshole, who nearly died shitting in the woods like the rest of the world.

So many people romantisize the Roman empire but in reality that was after it really went to shit for most people. ( Which is really hyped by "great man history" problem in which people latch onto specific names and figures instead of actually considering that in reality it was the choices of millions and the circumstances they found themselves in that mattered WAY more then what one dude said to his friends, senator/etc or not)

No the Americas wasn't a "virgin" new land ripe for the takening. Totally undeveloped or unexplored. The forests weren't just bustling full of game and food suspiciously safe for people to eat for no reason.

John Brown reaction to slavery is actually pretty fucking reasonable. Both because it should make you sick to your stomach to see it but also the assholes who did it shot and killed some of his familey.

Etc, etc.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 4 points 1 day ago

I prefer historical stories about regular people who have done heroic things. There are many stories like that, especially in WWII. The Zookeepers Wife was a good one, but there are the Yugoslav Partisans, who built and protected a secret allied airfield behind Nazi lines, so they could fly out hundreds of Nazi enemies, right under their noses. Or the only high level Nazi informant we had, except FDR was afraid to use his Intel because he didn't trust him, making the spy angrier and angrier that he was endangering his life for excellent Intel that they ignored. Those are the real heros, the ones who didn't have weapons, and risked their lives anyway, simply because they wanted to do the right thing.

[–] regdog@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

So many people romantisize the Roman empire but in reality that was after it really went to shit for most people.

It's the same for Sparta. 95% of its people were slaves and 5% were buff warrior dudes. People then idolize the 5% buff warrior dudes because of that movie "300", and completely ignore that Sparta was a hellhole for most of the people that lived there.

[–] ZMoney@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Highly recommend David Graeber's analysis on this.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Debt:_The_First_5,000_Years

Grossly oversimplifying here but ssentially massive empires like Rome were based on gold currencies, their prominence was during what Graeber calls the "Axial Age". They coincided with massive suffering, but when they collapsed people went back to local debt-based systems of exchange. This was relatively much more humane. Then with the rise of colonialism we went back to gold, empires, and massive suffering again.

[–] lightsblinken@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

its like that because of the way that it is. neat!

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 41 points 2 days ago

Reality has a liberal bias.

[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

There are plenty of right-wing or outright Nazis who are history teachers, Björn Höcke is just one of them.

[–] altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 days ago

It's a very high stakes gamble in ex-USSR tho. If there is not enough niche schools of thought based on all shit that happened and then flipped backwards in a timeframe of just 20th century, with all kinds of opinions about these, you also have completely made up theories and conspiracy ideas, and states supporting some over others based on short-term vibes and their ongoing fluctuation. Your random teacher may be initially any kind of a normie or a niche nerd, but the nature of the subject, it's cooption by all previous and current regimes, it's connection to politics and military, and a lot of news of historians going crazy up to federal level makes it statistically unlikely you'd have someone without strong and explicit opinions about everything from the dawn of time up until now.

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