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[–] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 59 minutes ago

I think you will be disappointed at how little people care.

If anything, your quick responses will give them a positive view on you.

[–] Early_Insurance_3334@lemmy.ca 28 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] wagesj45@fedia.io 24 points 5 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Or you will just end up with a bunch of bs obligations and social activities you really want no part of

[–] DisasterTransport@startrek.website 1 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Sounds like a plan! Sure, why not? I'm there!

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 3 points 5 hours ago

I already sound like AI, I wonder how long my friends will tolerate me for?

[–] nailingjello@piefed.zip 24 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

I think we're good for the heads up that we can see each other in the next couple of days and then we can talk about it and see if you can get it done before you get home from work or not.

(here is my word prediction response).

[–] waterbird@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 4 hours ago

the only way i could be happy with the fact i can be a good friend is to have someone who is nice and nice and kind and kind and kind.

[–] lividweasel@lemmy.world 13 points 7 hours ago (3 children)

I don’t know what to do with myself anymore I just want to be able to be with you and be with you I don’t know what I want to do with you I don’t know what else to do with my life I don’t know what I’m doing with my life and I don’t know what you want to do with me I don’t know what to do with myself…

(It seems that my auto-suggestion is very indecisive)

Open with a sound clip of some dude venting about his feelings in public, slap some twinkly guitars on it, and you got the makings of a mediocre midwest emo song

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

If this is based on your own word frequency you probably need therapy. Or at the very least a vacation.

[–] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

The only way I could be a better player than you are right here in this situation would have to have the best team on your side to beat the team and be able and play for the best player on your side of this scenario

[–] tpyo@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Team won on the game and I was just wondering what time you are going to be able to get it to the office and write it up and get the chicken salad and I'll be there in a few minutes watching the game and I have to go to the store and get the chicken salad and I'll see you tomorrow

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 hours ago

Meanwhile you're just a lil cinnamon roll

[–] hank_the_tank66@lemmy.world 9 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

I'm going to be a little late but I don't have a few minutes to get it done with the dogs in the morning so I can get you some parsley and a little bit of the water please.

(Middle suggestion after starting with "I")

[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 3 points 8 hours ago

I was a kid to appear in the Hall and I said I... This is just the heliboard predictions but I don't write anything substantive here or anywhere

[–] gaiety@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 11 hours ago

no point to burn down the environment instead just reply with "uhuh, why is that?" every time until they stop

[–] infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 11 points 11 hours ago

Sounds great!

[–] imperious_melange@lemmy.zip 4 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

It depends which AI and how you prompt it. If you give it some old text messages and tell it to respond like you then it may be a while. If you just copy paste vanilla chatGPT responses then probably not that long..

[–] python@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

What kind of hyper-social person would even have enough text messages to train a model? Not only do I send messages like twice a week at max, my tone is completely different depending on who I talk to. Not even my language choice is consistent - when my parents text me in russian, I reply in russian (via bad speech to text, I can barely write that language), but when my husbands parents text me in russian, I usually reply in german. Coworkers and friends usually get german, unless I'm quoting english memes or technical documentation and my husband and I text in 95% english unless german is totally necessary. Just explaining that constellation to an LLM would be super annoying haha

[–] imperious_melange@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 hour ago

Most of my communication is text based on different platforms from good old rcs text message but mostly through online or app based platforms / services. I don't think you would need enough to train a model but just to prompt as in the model already understands language and how to write and you're just setting a parameter on what style to write much like how voice or video synthesis can take just 30 seconds of audio or just a few images of a person.

[–] Shellofbiomatter@lemmus.org 5 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Now that begs to question. Whatever it's easier to train local LLM on my chat history and set it up to respond all my messages or just continue writing "ok" to most messages myself.

[–] imperious_melange@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

While(response.list != null) { respond("ok"); }