Would work better with creek or river
this post was submitted on 13 Jun 2026
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They closed the creek over my local road a few days ago...
I still can't swim in it.
Do you live in Crimea?
No need for that. It just happened in the next town, and they now have to route the highway traffic through the city center.
It would be more funny if it did not happen in the next town and causing chaos all around...